life is so simple . angry ? eat food . headaches ? drink water . depressed ? go to sleep . still depressed ? have sex

idea : the earth except instead of the earth you have absolutely nothing also i nuked the planet

idea : twitter dot com except instead of twitter you have absolutely nothing also i nuked the servers

ika boosted

what is the point of adding a sensitive content warning for images if my primitive brain is gonna click on the big button to see it anyway

life hack pro tip : throw your laptop out the window

fuck the metaverse . where's birdverse

Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We put the "Fed" in Fediverse. We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. 🔞 If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now. Note to new applicants: Please allow up to 48 hours for account approvals. I don't always remember to check the queue/mail! You may message Taris through another platforms if no action has been taken on your account application after 24 hours. Thank you for your patience with this poor overworked sysadmin <3