I have resolved to be a good pup this year and wear my collar as much as I can.

micro, explicit/weird 

I want one of those portal things that makes your dick into a living dildo. Then I wanna shrink down to micro size and climb into my wife's pussy while she uses it. (The portal would obviously retain its original size.)

macro, paw/vore 

Step on me or suck on me.

Or both, I'm not your dad.


I wanna commission a POV shot looking up at my mate sitting on a bed and holding her paw over me...

kinda mh - 

I just want to be small with no responsibilities, is that so much to ask?

Today's a good day to dig my collar out of the closet.

vore shitpost 

Pronouncing "I vored" the same way you pronounce "I voted".

micro, birdsite link 

Though I do also like the "scavenged normal-sized stuff" aesthetic a *lot*, so I'd have things like an old iPod Touch for a TV, and more cardboard-craft stuff for furniture.

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Anybody else have a nice heavy blanket they like to curl up under and pretend it's your much larger partner's giant paw you're snuggled under?

macro meta jokes, poll 

How do you want to crush me poll


Need someone to just absolutely ruin me with a big ol' giant paw right about now...

Someone call me when Google trains an AI to automatically tag artwork with the right fetishes.

vore joke 

My wife just said "low steaks", and I feel like that's a weird thing to call micros.

paws, micro 

wanna spend the rest of the day under as many as possible... pls bulli tiny fox...

macro art thoughts 

A while ago on Resize Club, one of the members suggested commissioning a micro/normal/macro triptych with the same pose at different scales. I love the idea, but I'm still struggling to come up with something that's more dynamic than "leaning against coke can/wall/building" that still provides a good sense of scale for each image.

Decided to switch over to the "advanced" ("Tweetdeck") web view here on Gulp since it's what I'm used to now, and oh heck y'all our mascot is cute.

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