politics, family, mh(-) Show more
my mom: *starts to run a finger meaningfully across the top of my computer monitor*
me, internally: here it comes, she's about to talk about how computers are made in unethical situations and I like having a computer
my mom: You like your computer, right?
me, internally: auuuugggghhhhh
Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature.