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Taris :wolftaur: boosted

I miss Socialist Teeth. It was such a silly dumb thing.

Taris :wolftaur: boosted

What do we do with the bleppin' pupper?
What do we do with the bleppin' pupper?
What do we do with the bleppin' pupper?
Early in the mornin'!

Awoooo, up he rises!
Awoooo, up he rises!
Awoooo, up he rises!
Early in the mornin'!

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So, in one of the recent mastodon updates they added a bunch of graphs and statistics to the admin dashboard, and one of those is the awaiting account approval number...

Why couldn't they have also made this a notification for mods and admin? I know people are asking for that, myself included πŸ™„

RT @Voraciousopolis@twitter.com

Prey in my stomach be like

"this is not my beautiful house"

*squirms helplessly*

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Voraciousopolis/st

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RT @Caudlewag@twitter.com

This Couch:

Taur/Naga cuddles

Let's gooooooo

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Caudlewag/status/1

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Poll on terminology for bipedal paws touching the ground 🐾 

Idle curiosity: when specifically referring to the ground-contacting paws of creatures that stand upright, does "footpaws" or "feetpaws" feel more natural to you?

If you don't use either, the species in question doesn't have paws, etc, that's okay and you're still valid! This isn't meant to represent all critters, it's just about terminology I've noticed some folks using. And I'm not trying to convince anyone to change how they speak, either.
#paw #feetpaws #footpaws #language

I kinda feel like I should try to make a recurring hashtag or something πŸ€”

on main again! πŸ˜‚

Paging Doctor Gulp! πŸ§‘β€βš•οΈ :gulp:

RT @MagicRealismBot@twitter.com

A physician is swallowing everyone.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/st

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One of my favorite things to do is reverse gossip. Just get together with friends and tell the juciest stories we have about how X person once did something really cool and is genuinely a lovely friend

I want one of those things that sorts and stacks coins... But for laundry πŸ‘•πŸ‘–πŸ§¦

RT @BeansAndMaws@twitter.com

the sex to vore pipeline is real and dangerous. dont do sex its a slippery slope down into the stomach

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/BeansAndMaws/statu

RT @WeirdInspiroBot@twitter.com

Cryptocurrencies are all designed to fill the world with hell

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/WeirdInspiroBot/st

what if :think_weed: 

What if a coke freestyle machine but it's for a custom blend of cbd and thc compounds so you can do a custom mix to get effects you're looking for?...

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EEE!! Shimmi over on the Birdsite finished my commission of my Dragonborn Druid! I love he!

I've grown very attached to this guy. ;;

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Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. πŸ”ž If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now. Note to new applicants: Please allow up to 48 hours for account approvals. I don't always remember to check the queue/mail! You may message Taris through another platforms if no action has been taken on your account application after 24 hours. Thank you for your patience with this poor overworked sysadmin <3