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expired: google it

tired: just Bing it

inspired: Duck the fuck outta it

wired: Why didn't you Microsoft Zune it

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soft vore thought 

Welp, just randomly thought about dragon noms. Hungry draggo is hungry, and the lucky prey gets to go on a little ride, a slide behind the draggo's scaled underside as they are swallowed whole. Hope the prey also doesn't mind resting in the draggo's scaly tummy for awhile...

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I'm 30 and I'm still changing all the time. In the past four years I've grown up a LOT. Even in the past 1-2 I have.

Don't stop growing. Ever. I cannot emphasise how important this is.

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It’s my fault really, asking a bunch of gay ass bisexuals to make up their damn minds

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RT @NomaxArt@twitter.com

The green light that permeates through a forest is something i love so much, so as a little comfort painting i wanted to try and capture that.

Enjoy.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/NomaxArt/status/14

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Putting a fossa and a lemur under the same roof but replace predator/prey relationships with "Okay whose turn is it to do x"

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When you’re quoting from a movie or tv show, do you use the correct accents or do you just raw dog that shit?

:think_weed: (+) 

So, I don't enjoy getting high as much as I did before my tolerance break, and I'm very much ok with that. I think I was able to hit a low point and springboard off that to a better place, and the mental distortions I missed before while high are much more obvious.
Also, the brainless, hard to focus brain fog hangover is much more pronounced πŸ’«

All things in moderation, take care of yourself friends πŸ’–

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rough sketch 

feelin rusty so not the most satisfied but I am compelled to draw unicorn

RT @Kamunyan_@twitter.com

The trans flag but it's color picked from the clouds outside my house

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Kamunyan_/status/1

RT @MizDanaClaire@twitter.com

So I saw people talking about what fictional characters could lift Mjolnir, and one name came to mind.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MizDanaClaire/stat

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I am going to try and summon kobolds

*Deep breath*

DRAGONS

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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It has been way too hot lately. I bet for preds it's even worse! Squirming meals are probably pretty big sources of excess heat.

To anyone who's in the big heat wave, stay safe and stay hydrated!

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When you write hashtags, remember to use CamelCase (where each word has a capital letter).

This makes it much easier for blind and partially-sighted people's screen reader apps to read the hashtag out loud, and makes your message much more accessible.

For example #DogsOfMastodon is easier for a screen reader to say out loud than #dogsofmastodon, as CamelCase makes it obvious where the words are.

#FediTips #MastoTips #Accessibility #A11y #Hashtags #ScreenReaders

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Hello my fuzzy friend @Griff, what have you been up to lately? 😊🐻

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Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. πŸ”ž If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now. Note to new applicants: Please allow up to 48 hours for account approvals. I don't always remember to check the queue/mail! You may message Taris through another platforms if no action has been taken on your account application after 24 hours. Thank you for your patience with this poor overworked sysadmin <3