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#Reddit is down, so why not take a look at its Fediverse alternative @LemmyDev :lemmy:

join-lemmy.org

The flagship instance is at lemmy.ml

#RedditDown

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acab pooptoot 

you can tell how many human rights violations a cop has performed by cutting them in half and counting the rings

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Good MOOOning!

coffee acquired, and supplements taken, had a very good nights sleep so that was lucky

Violent dreams (+), exhausted 

Well, in my dreams last night I dreamed I went 100% mama bear on some Trump crazies threatening and harassing my family and it felt great. But I woke up sore and exhausted and just want to sleep for another 6 hours 😩😴

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Clarification food πŸŽ‚πŸ¨πŸ“Š 

For this poll, assume it is an all ice cream cake like you would find at a Dairy Queen

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food πŸŽ‚πŸ¨πŸ“Š 

Do you eat an ice cream cake with a spoon or a fork? πŸ₯„ 🍽 🍰🍨

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More like: β€œThe last 15 months have shown the team can manage itself remotely with no problem and my position is completely irrelevant as a result. I need to bring you all back to justify to the company why they need to keep me around”.

RT @WhoresofYore@twitter.com

18th century ink and opaque watercolor on paper. Rajput Style, Kota School (India).

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/WhoresofYore/statu

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Try to make it a reply guy πŸ‘

RT @WeirdInspiroBot@twitter.com

Be the reason why some guy has a hard time

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/WeirdInspiroBot/st

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my toots keep getting worse and worse this morning 

Choosy moms dot gif

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Oops All Bears :thonking:

Intentionally All Bears Because It's a Good Idea :thinkhappy:

To do:
β­•Spaghetti

Done:
βœ”οΈSpaghotti

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. πŸ”ž If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now. Note to new applicants: Please allow up to 48 hours for account approvals. I don't always remember to check the queue/mail! You may message Taris through another platforms if no action has been taken on your account application after 24 hours. Thank you for your patience with this poor overworked sysadmin <3