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RT @K725_design@twitter.com

Rabbitaur
(ๅ‰ใซๆใ„ใŸใฎใฎใƒใƒผใ‚บ่ฟฝๅŠ )

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/K725_design/status

Ngl, with this set of mod packs for , I'm seriously considering just turning the difficulty way down and doing a polyamorous kobold monster girl harem where they're building their home and studying tech and being cute with each other ๐Ÿค”

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@masklayer resolution decreases and letterboxes the screen to 480p 4:3 and now it's time for MTV's Pimp My Taur!

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what if the taur body module could have sick underglow neon :thonk:

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realizing that "the brady bunch" has the same cadence as "a bunch of cunts" and enjoying the heck outta it

Saw this and had to check what app I was in ๐Ÿ˜‚
Don't make yourself small for others convenience or comfort. Be the full you ๐Ÿ’ž

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Monsterpit meta 

After hearing that the source code for monsterfork was deleted, I realize now that chances are the admin outright killed the server and matrix server as to not suffer from being attacked.

Honestly, a warning before that would have made this much less painful...

What a bad choice on their part.

Cents scent sense seance
๐Ÿช™๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ”ฎ

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What people think #NightCrew is: spooky horror nerds posting horror stories and creepy pics

What #NightCrew actually is: A goblin and a vampire have been talking about anime for 3 hours straight and now it's 4 AM and neither of them are going to bed

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@yeenbean dunno if you've seen this already but we thought you'd appreciate it ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Because I am getting too many strange signups in the last 24 hours and most people don't read the Terms of Service, I added a Temporary Notice to Masto.host Pricing page: masto.host/pricing/

"If you are looking for an alternative to Parler, this is not it. Please look elsewhere. Thanks."

I hope that's clear enough :)

RT @TOXIC_JPG@twitter.com

i think anitwitt needs a refresher on what a himbo is and pass himbo101

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/TOXIC_JPG/status/1

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What's a Kobolds fave programming language? 

COBOL

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โš ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ Containment Breach ๐Ÿšจโš ๏ธ
โš ๏ธThe Boys Are Back In Townโš ๏ธ

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Kissing dragons is like drinking tea:
- You feel relaxed after
- Makes you feel warm inside
- Should be enjoyed daily
- Best to enjoy slowly

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uspol, parler 

okay I'm laughing, which one of you is responsible for this parler post

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"You all will," or, as the cool kids spell it:

Y'all'll.

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