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Nomvemtaur :wolftaur: :nom: boosted

Good morning folk and friends from far and near!

Today I wish you a gentle transition into the weekend ✨

Bonus internet points for silly ones like 🍍 pats πŸ˜‚

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I need more blob animal pat emoji. Reply with one you have if you don't see it below please! :boost_requested:

:blobpatwolf:
:blobpats:
:yeenpat:
:dragnpats:
:koboldpats:
:blobcatpat:
:blobfoxpat:
:meb_blobpat_cool:

Good morning fediverse! πŸŒ„
πŸ€— offers vigorous wake up scritches to those that want them :blobpats:

Nomvemtaur :wolftaur: :nom: boosted

alcohol, Rimworld 

OMG the todd and the vixen are both blackout drunk at the same time now 🀦

I just cant even with these two, im going to have to ban them from the rec room.

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Nomvemtaur :wolftaur: :nom: boosted

M'aiq carries two weapons, to be safe. What if one breaks? That would be most unlucky.

alcohol 

I find it funny that the foxgirls and fox boy are the ONLY ones that get blackout drunk, regularly, in the entire colony. Everyone else is happy to moderate their smokeleaf and alcohol use but not these three idiots πŸ˜…πŸ»

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And /of course/ she starts setting fire to her neighbors bedroom on her second day πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ›ŒπŸ”₯

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Success! Damianne 'Dubs' Able was rescued and escorted back to the colony! And of course the dragon is a pyromaniac πŸ™„ πŸ”₯

Also, both Dragons and Centaurs cannot wear most clothing or backpacks πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ At least she's good at crafting and animal handling, we needed more of both!

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Nomvemtaur :wolftaur: :nom: boosted
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#art #mastoart #dnd

So my centaur ranger Antares has a little daughter and she likes to color in her papa's spots and likes glittery hoof polish.

She's three years old named Cassiopeia and she used to be dead due to tragic backstory tm but got rezzed by our cleric and now she is beloved by all and wants to be a princess.

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:disputed:​ is the new *narrator voice*

Nomvemtaur :wolftaur: :nom: boosted

Oh man, that hit the spot. Stopped by #Reasor's on the way home to pick up taco supplies to surprise @Ingavar_Khaos for dinner. I didn't realize how much I needed Vitamin Burrito.

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If your feline taur gives you some cheese and meat snacks on a wooden board, it's chakaterie.

RT @DylanCartoonell@twitter.com

The general public: Why won’t Disney make more hand drawn animation?!

Me: Who The Fuck NEEDS Disney?!

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/DylanCartoonell/st

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Companies House, the British registrar of newly formed companies, has forced a firm to rename itself from

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On the grounds that merely including the name of the company on a web-page (including the Companies House website) could trigger cross-site scripting attacks.

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