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Taris :wolftaur: :taur: boosted

Social distancing for physical health. Social media distancing for emotional health.

Taris :wolftaur: :taur: boosted
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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

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Like, instead of being some sort of chosen one, you're one of the npcs. You can kinda craft a little, interact with other npcs, and explore. The weight of saving the world falls to someone else, there are no monsters to fight, only paintings to be made.

Very relaxing.

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I've been playing on Steam lately. It plays like Oblivion but you're a mildly annoying tourist/painter on holiday seeking inspiration. It's very relaxing, looks nice, and a good way to unwind. πŸžοΈπŸ–ΌοΈπŸŽ¨
store.steampowered.com/app/715

shelter in place shitpost 

πŸ€”

In the mood for some soft goopy slime girls that give hugs that just droop around your shoulders a d envelop you :blobmelt: :slimegirl:

coronavirus, anxiety 

Well here's a super cute puzzle game about making bento boxes on the Nintendo Switch 🍱

Watch "inbento Launch Trailer" on YouTube youtu.be/7V3Y1s8BPVI

My Dragon Girlfriend very minor spoiler 

RT @ilovecorgis@twitter.com

Im dead idk who made this but im fuckin dead

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ilovecorgis/status

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Quick, temporary #FreeRadical policy update:

Effective immediately, medical advice regarding #COVID19 not sourced from legitimate scientific or medical outlets is forbidden content. If you see someone advocating essential oils or colloidal silver or other junk quackery, please report it.

This is not a free speech zone. Misinformation that makes people dead is not β€œoh well we all have opinions”.

Other #admins, I beg that you please consider a similar policy.

RT @remembrancermx@twitter.com

So I just explained spoon theory to a fellow gamer by saying we all have limited spell slots & I’m down to cantrips w/ no hope of long rest.

Uh. Am I high or does that actually make sense?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/remembrancermx/sta

What if we lived in the universe where it was Back to the Future that had a number of prequals and sequals made instead of Star Wars πŸ€”

RT @mr_labrador@twitter.com

Romantic vore scenarios.... *sigh~*

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/mr_labrador/status

RT @MizDanaClaire@twitter.com

Random art tweet.

Never trust magical creatures.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MizDanaClaire/stat

Taris :wolftaur: :taur: boosted

Was out cycling (and practicing social distancing, don't worry) and caught a sunset.

Remember, the world is still beautiful out there. Try to enjoy it when you can.

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. πŸ”ž If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.