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I wonder how many people pronounce my domain as squeak.live instead of squeak.live

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Hey y'all! I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that snouts has a code of conduct including requested content warnings. If you haven't read our COC in a while, it's always worth a fast refresher: snouts.online/about/more

We ask for content warnings on upsetting or NSFW content, including joke posts. Even jokey references to certain topics can be upsetting for folks, and accommodations are easy to make. Please be considerate and tag when appropriate. Much love and thank you!

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take a moment to think about how tiny and soft mouses are

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Composing the perfect toot and posting it by slam dunking my phone into a trash can

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I have a pair of chinese rave glasses that can display scrolling text, bitmaps, or animations. They also make you look way too cool for school.

They speak Bluetooth to a shady APK, I've put it on a disconnected phone and I'm reverse engineering the protocol. queer.af/media/kPpwoBGP0l_uV41

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OH HEY @Knaveofclubs@twitter.com SOMEONE OUT HERE SPITTIN' MAD TRUTH.

RT @tonyposnanski@twitter.com

I guess this also needs to be said...

There is 0% truth in a red delicious apple being delicious.

It is literally a ball of mush wax.

Thank you.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/tonyposnanski/stat

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*looks suspiciously over at snouts*

What are you doing over there? :blob_cat_sip_glare:

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i accidentally screenshared my full desktop during a meeting and i had to explain this to my boss

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today's a very ~sleepily mumbling into thick chest floof~ kinda day

β€” ✨

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. πŸ”ž If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.