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You remember the vpn provider #privateinternetaccess financially supporting the neonazi social network #gab, don't you? Their defense was "free speech" yaddayadda... I've been bugging them on twitter for a while now and guess what. They blocked me for critizicing them publicly. So much for free speech. Don't buy from PIA!

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Whenever my wife refers to the fediverse she calls it "your 'verse" and I think that's beautiful.

Good morning, my 'verse.

:cofepats:

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@hyperlink @MadokaMeowgica from ancient tumblr

Young man
There are leafs all around
I said young man
Eat a leaf off the ground

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Steve Gibson of the Security Now podcast has a chat about free, open, cross-platform, trust-no-one encrypted file syncing.
twit.tv/shows/security-now/epi
There's very detailed show notes, and there's usually accessible text transcriptions available of the full show after a while.
They take a while to get to the point, actual talk about file syncing starts at about 49 minutes in.

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Another genderless insult you can use when you've had enough 

Taurs? In your timeline?

It's more likely then you think!

Happy :taur:

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vore 

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There is a poll up on my Patreon! (Vore, TF) 

Mh/Ph(-) 

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New Story Up, Vore, Contents and Links under the 

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vore, f/f, swallowing 

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There are two unwritten rules. Every man knows them instinctively, yet many other genders are oblivious to them. They are:

- Do not speak to, or acknowledge anyone else in the men's toilets.

- If it is possible to do so, always leave at least one empty stall/urinal between yourself and an occupied one.

These rules are almost universally recognised and followed, with the exception of drunk men in bar toilets because at that point nobody cares anymore.

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Hey.
Thank you for your presence here.
Life can be a struggle and I am thankful you take it on.
You're worth it.

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"Change Your Mind" is probably the shortest of all of songs from Steven Universe, but it's the one that consistently brings happy tears to my eyes and might just be the most important of them all in my opinion.

#StevenUniverse

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who else gets passive-aggressive with inanimate objects when they donโ€™t do what you want?

me: *accidentally drops spoon* ugh ๐Ÿ˜–
spoon: ๐Ÿฅ„
me: fine, be on the floor, see if i care ๐Ÿ˜’

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. ๐Ÿ”ž If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.