Asking for financial help
No matter wat u do... u will end up startlin this jumpy floof >:3 (For MFF panel raffle Winner @Tsarinvanya@twitter.com with @Exalted_Morse@twitter.com 🎉Congrats!!! )
"Please state the nature of your Troubles?"
"I accidentally summoned an... evil god.. I think?"
"Swedish furniture catalog or breaking an ancient artifact in your care?"
"No, nothing like that"
"Hm. Reading aloud of an ancestor's journal on a lark? Trying to resurrect a beloved pet or human?"
"I'm out of guesses; tell me."
"I tried to... download a car."
"Ah, digital demon. Rarer than you'd think. Help will be dispatched shortly."
My favorite frame of a very first vore comic I drew, holy heck it’s good
Every time you #TweetFur, a certain blue birb orgasms 😳🐦💦💦
birdsite, official meta, #TweetFur explanation
SO! @Twitter@twitter.com has released their OFFICIAL guidelines for used of their brand and logo. (https://about.twitter.com/content/dam/about-twitter/company/brand-resources/en_us/Twitter_Brand_Guidelines_V2_0.pdf)
It includes "Don’t anthropomorphize the logo."
The result is #TweetFur, and it's glorious. Turn off your parental controls and enjoy...
Ginger Chai cleans a dirty tea cup. Her flat belly growls, demanding to be filled. She looks around the coffee bar and spies an industrious androgynous dragon drinking a coffee. She quietly saunters behind them and loosens her apron. She yawns her jaws wide and in a single practiced motion engulfs their head. It's over before anyone can stop her, and she settles on the now evacuated chair. Her belly churns and wiggles as she resumes drinking a coffee.
I coloured her!
This is Scarlet!
She's a red panda and she's excited to be here!
Gargron, a cis male who writes the software and is known to be arrogant and self-admittedly closed-minded to ideas he didn't make
Versus noelle, *basically* the only moderator of mastodon.social, an unemployed trans woman, the backbone of keeping mastodon.social (and greater mastodon by extension) safe
I'm sorry this just doesn't seem very fair to me
#HappyNewYear everyone 😊🎉🎊🥂
January 2019 mood:
Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. 🔞 If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.