Nomvemtaur :wolftaur: :nom: boosted

Just staring in awe at the cursed nature of this image on the first slide of a classmate's presentation in class

MH (-) 

@Accipitrina yeah it does. Whuff indeed

Nomvemtaur :wolftaur: :nom: boosted

M'aiq was soul trapped once. Not very pleasant. You should think about that once in a while.

MH (-) 

@Accipitrina kinda big same really πŸ˜”

Nomvemtaur :wolftaur: :nom: boosted

lewd dumb 

Just saw the phrase "balls deep" and I was just like...

I wana be balls deep in someone right now πŸ˜©πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ‘

Yeah, the Hygiene mod really makes it feel like the Sims with that hygiene and bladder meter πŸ˜†

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Well, now that the bedrooms are finished, the first crops have come in, and we're producing fine meals, everyone's calmed down and overall mood is improving. 😊
Next up is to expand the crop area and scale up our power grid before winter, and start laying the groundwork for the guest area to start building up relations. We are on a major road and the only pass through this mountain ranger after all 😁

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Speaking of raids, we had one person, Ryan, attack us from a spacer pirate group nearby. We're trying to convince him to join us rather then release him back to his gang.
The other raid was a little more serious with several people trying to attack us. We fended them off and cared for most of their injured, but this rabble is more trouble then they're worth, so we're putting two of them into an area to raise moral, and releasing the winner. We'll let a second of the three go in a few days.

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William the Android is certainly the glue holding this budding colony together right now, worth at least 3 colonists himself. He doesn't eat or sleep, hasn't had a mental breakdown like the springhare or foxboy, and works diligently and quickly! He's also a crack shot with his shotgun and has saved the colony from two raids now.

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@Griff also, it's very rude, and difficult, to talk with a mouth full of friends πŸ˜…

I do not know

If I want to go

Inside or out

Because of the snoooow! 🎡

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Sometimes it do be like that πŸ˜…πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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All the

Cat things

Head bonks

Toe beans


irrational anxiety, funny 🏦 

Anyone else worried that everytime they walk into a bank, through some absurd comedy of errors, they're going to end up robbing the bank and you keep trying to explain what's happening but it keeps making things worse? πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°

No? Just me? πŸ˜…

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