My pets were always the best friends I ever had.
Warmth, acceptance, patience, tolerance and diligent ears were always fluffy, scaly or feathery.
Other humans my age couldn't seem to understand me.
I remember my distress over the daycare hamster being menaced by the biggest kid, and the rest thought it was hilarious.
School was even worse.
When I sprouted fur, fangs and claws I cried with joy, running straight to the deepest woods.
Same but in a #vore context π€£
RT @WhereWomenBloom@twitter.com
This pandemic has forced me to realize that 90% of my social life was just meeting up with friends to eat π
π¦π: https://twitter.com/WhereWomenBloom/status/1363982287805829120
Since our child was very little we have always had them pick out gifts for us on the appropriate holidays. We started this around the time they were 3 or 4 because itβs hilarious to see what someone that age selects for an adult.
So to understand the birthday gift my 8 year old got me, you have to know that they call me βAudrβ (pronounced ODD-er). It was what they chose when they were 5 and we were like βummm Daddy isnβt gonna work anymore.β
You should also know that this year they bought @caprimoon a stuffed Narwhal.
So this is my gift, a stuffed otterβa βBashful Otter,β according to the tag. My child suggested the name βPokerβ because thatβs what I do all dayβplay poker. π
weird she-ra thing i'm thinking about
she-ra: has heard of sex, doesn't believe in it
glimmer: knows what sex is, has it sometimes
bow: knows what sex is, doesn't care for it
catra: "bend over"
sea hawk: really wants to have sex again, but is excruciatingly bisexual
double trouble: knows what sex is, REALLY wants it, but can't stop committing to the bit long enough to have it
hordak: never heard of it
scorpia: oh hell yeah
entrapta: fully aware of what sex is but never shows it. has it a lot
RT @VolfMech@twitter.com
I saw this, so now you have to as well...
π¦π: https://twitter.com/VolfMech/status/1362313704893804545
Re: horrific sudden thought
@Mycroft jeez I was trying to sleep but now I'm never sleeping again π± guess that'll teach me to read CWs π
@lioness sounds nice βΊοΈ
@ancient_domains_of_word it's called #unbirth π
Ok but this is a really problem tho πΊ
RT @glacier_clear@twitter.com
tfw youre trying to wash your face but youre a dog
π¦π: https://twitter.com/glacier_clear/status/1364071690070880258
RT @heavysetkobold@twitter.com
π¦π: https://twitter.com/heavysetkobold/status/1364068526927974403
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Big easy going #wolftaur. Likes hugs and sprawling out. Also might eat you, but will probably ask first.
#NSFW #vore #nobots