My pets were always the best friends I ever had.
Warmth, acceptance, patience, tolerance and diligent ears were always fluffy, scaly or feathery.
Other humans my age couldn't seem to understand me.
I remember my distress over the daycare hamster being menaced by the biggest kid, and the rest thought it was hilarious.
School was even worse.
When I sprouted fur, fangs and claws I cried with joy, running straight to the deepest woods.
Same but in a #vore context 🤣
This pandemic has forced me to realize that 90% of my social life was just meeting up with friends to eat 😭
Since our child was very little we have always had them pick out gifts for us on the appropriate holidays. We started this around the time they were 3 or 4 because it’s hilarious to see what someone that age selects for an adult.
So to understand the birthday gift my 8 year old got me, you have to know that they call me “Audr” (pronounced ODD-er). It was what they chose when they were 5 and we were like “ummm Daddy isn’t gonna work anymore.”
You should also know that this year they bought @caprimoon a stuffed Narwhal.
So this is my gift, a stuffed otter—a “Bashful Otter,” according to the tag. My child suggested the name “Poker” because that’s what I do all day—play poker. 😆
weird she-ra thing i'm thinking about
she-ra: has heard of sex, doesn't believe in it
glimmer: knows what sex is, has it sometimes
bow: knows what sex is, doesn't care for it
catra: "bend over"
sea hawk: really wants to have sex again, but is excruciatingly bisexual
double trouble: knows what sex is, REALLY wants it, but can't stop committing to the bit long enough to have it
hordak: never heard of it
scorpia: oh hell yeah
entrapta: fully aware of what sex is but never shows it. has it a lot
I saw this, so now you have to as well...
Re: horrific sudden thought
@Mycroft jeez I was trying to sleep but now I'm never sleeping again 😱 guess that'll teach me to read CWs 😂
I don't remeber thinking this thought but I agree with it 👍
Ok but this is a really problem tho 🐺
tfw youre trying to wash your face but youre a dog
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