the wasabi process:
. admins find out wasabi isn't working
. instance users find out wasabi isn't working
. half an hour passes
. wasabi notes an Active Incident and puts out a terribly phrased post explaining that shit's fucked and they're Monitoring The Issue
. two full hours pass
. everything goes back to normal
@pico *boosts, then looks at the rest of Gulp cafe* 👀💦 oh, oh no wait
@em 🇫🇷 🇫🇷
android, poor security practices
@Dex isn't that how the wanna cry worm spread?
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