Taris @Taris@gulp.cafe

The person who shared this on Instagram couldn't find the source, and neither can I (why is reverse image search failing me?) but anyway, whoever designed this progressive Cool S clock is clever and hilarious

the wasabi process:
. admins find out wasabi isn't working
. instance users find out wasabi isn't working
. half an hour passes
. wasabi notes an Active Incident and puts out a terribly phrased post explaining that shit's fucked and they're Monitoring The Issue
. two full hours pass
. everything goes back to normal

Sound advice

Me @ Google: how do I unlearn "It's nothing I'm just a little anxious" and replace it with "This is making me anxious thank you for listening and being here for me while I'm struggling"

Some new emoji on my personal site! Balloons!

https://noct.zone/emoji

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hehy guyth i caugfht ith

catching people up on drama like “Last time, on Fedi Verse Z...”

just read "kofi link" as "lofi kink"

Word of the day: draconid. The broader dragon family, in the same way that canid encompasses dogs, wolves, foxes, etc. Also the name of a famous meteor shower originating in the constellation Draco.

Finally, a book written for me!

Growing dragon wings are called wingdings. It's the technical term. #sendtoot

Walmart is the largest employer in 21 of America's 50 states.

A unionized Walmart workforce could bring the American economy to a grinding halt.

Just thought that was an interesting bit of trivia to know for absolutely no reason at all.

A silly drawing inspired by a Twitter post by paunchee talking about good things to put on t-shirts for preds. An ideal place for girlfriend storage -- though perhaps only temporarily.