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The person who shared this on Instagram couldn't find the source, and neither can I (why is reverse image search failing me?) but anyway, whoever designed this progressive Cool S clock is clever and hilarious

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the wasabi process:
. admins find out wasabi isn't working
. instance users find out wasabi isn't working
. half an hour passes
. wasabi notes an Active Incident and puts out a terribly phrased post explaining that shit's fucked and they're Monitoring The Issue
. two full hours pass
. everything goes back to normal

@pico *boosts, then looks at the rest of Gulp cafe* πŸ‘€πŸ’¦ oh, oh no wait

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Me @ Google: how do I unlearn "It's nothing I'm just a little anxious" and replace it with "This is making me anxious thank you for listening and being here for me while I'm struggling"

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Discovered that at some point someone entered a vendor into our company computers as a AAAAAAAAAAAA and whoever you are.... :big_mood:

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catching people up on drama like β€œLast time, on Fedi Verse Z...”

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Word of the day: draconid. The broader dragon family, in the same way that canid encompasses dogs, wolves, foxes, etc. Also the name of a famous meteor shower originating in the constellation Draco.

android, poor security practices 

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Growing dragon wings are called wingdings. It's the technical term. #sendtoot

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union agitating, anti-capitalist sentiment, uspol, etc 

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vore 

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. πŸ”ž If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.