Today @PhormUncorked@twitter.com & I spent a while turning a joke into a thought experiment: what if NFPA safety diamonds, but for kink? Of course trying to quantify _kink_ is a fool's errand, but there are related factors where one might reasonably expect consensus. 🧵
@Taris Safety diamonds for kinks are one of those things straddling the line between ridiculous and a good idea, really.
Plus think how much joy they'll bring people with the hazmat-suit kinks.
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