re: acab life protio 

@Taris who thought it would be a good idea to attach a giant piece of metal to the windshield of a car

like, what scenario would that series of words ever be part of a good idea

re: acab life protio 

@ben *Big Cowboy Voice* "When your decision IS the law, good doesn't have to be part of it 😉👌" :acab:

re: acab life protio 

@Taris even the evil ideas have to have someone who thinks they're a good idea

re: acab life protio 

@ben @Taris it's supposed to be a cheaper alternative to booting the car

re: acab life protio 

@ben @Taris the people that were payed millions to make these for the government thought it was a good idea

acab life protio 

@Taris this made me laugh more then most things.

acab life protio 

@Taris using that SIM card sounds like begging to be caught, though. It's a miracle they hadn't noticed it moving any sooner.

acab life protio 

@pcy @Taris If they kept the SIM card within reasonable range of the car that the thing was supposed to be on, they're not likely to get caught at all so long as the barnacle itself doesn't have any additional sensors that they rely on.

acab life protio 

@pcy @Taris That said, though, given that they had the SIM card in there in the first place, it seems likely that they do have something in there and that the people in charge of enforcing it are either overworked or just don't give a shit.

Either way, it's a win for anyone willing to puncture that speaker and grab the free cell data.

acab life protio 

@pcy
I would also assume there's a record of which car had been barnacled, and perhaps even when unit was used for it?
@Taris

acab life protio 

@Taris This is where I'd discover just how well I'd learned to drive in reverse.

acab life protio 

@Taris IRL, awesome tips. Thanks.

I think people whose communities get these should print out instructions for their removal, to put under the wipers of barnacled cars.

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@Taris
> using a stolen sim card that can be geolocated.

brave

Prospect (movie) 

@Taris this reminds me of the harvesting in Prospect

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