Cthulhu: Ahf' nafl'fhtagn ya, llll ahch' ya wgah'nagl-
Cat girl: Hey nerd!
Cthulhu: ...Nyarlathotep? Is that you?
Cat girl: Yep! But I'm Nyanlathotep now
Cthulhu: ...you can just make yourself be a cat girl?
Cat girl: Mmhmm!
Cthulhu: *egg-cracking sound*
@Taris this is basically the plot of haiyore nyaruko-san and i think that's beautiful
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