I can smell bird cooking and it's not me and I'm so used to my apartment neighbors having zero culinary talent that- oh.

Oh no there's smoke.

In my apartment.

From someone else 'cooking' elsewhere in the building.

Thanks for tripping on my low expectations of you, dear neighbors. Points for making the attempt I guess πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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@Taris I was out-voted. What was the actual answer? :)

@deafferret the fire department never showed up so I don't get to find out. My guess is they melted more plastic cookware, wouldn't be the first time.

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