Executives: We have this fancy new design for our company website from an expensive branding company! Make it work!
Me, the IT guy: cool, what ip address do they want me to point the new domain at?
Executives: we don't know, they gave us this nice jpg of the site for you to use!
The branding company was only paid to do the design, they do not have a working website and will not provide hosting 🙄
This is why you MUST include your technology people in ALL projects!
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