It's Monday 😬

Executives have had all weekend to come up with new bad ideas.

Gonna do a big :chomp:


Very Newscaster Voice: In local news, a had to be subdued by animal control after going savage and attacking his managers and a pile of overfull filing cabinets. He is reported to have been screaming about "that damned Verizon portal" before being taken into custody

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. 🔞 If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.