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RT @krinndnz@twitter.com

Today @PhormUncorked@twitter.com & I spent a while turning a joke into a thought experiment: what if NFPA safety diamonds, but for kink? Of course trying to quantify _kink_ is a fool's errand, but there are related factors where one might reasonably expect consensus. 🧡

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/krinndnz/status/14

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Gulp.cafe is open for registrations :boost_requested: 

Gulp Cafe is open for new registrations. We're an adult themed instance and we like to post and share a lot more things that aren't vore related. I'm the admin and would love to answer any questions in public or private. You can also take a look at our Code of Conduct for information.
We're all looking forward to eating, er uh meeting you πŸ˜‰ 🀀

gulp.cafe/invite/Ps72i8L4

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I'm a larger , friendly and warm! I work as a and run the Gulp Cafe, where we like and to eat/be eaten. Online I identify as , male in form, with both sets of plumbing.
When it comes to my anatomy (some folks get very well acquainted) I have dexterous fore paws, and two stomachs, both in my half.
I enjoy aspects of with being a taur, and more generally a world covered in fur.
I look forward to meeting you!

RT @avon_deer@twitter.com

And for those of you who refused to click for the (understandable) reason that it is tiktok...

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/avon_deer/status/1

RT @phasmoplasm@twitter.com

since nobody wants to appreciate her i’m going to claim her for the sapphics

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/phasmoplasm/status

This is an underrated trope πŸ’•

RT @spampharos@twitter.com

Eating friends whole is a skill

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/spampharos/status/

And some of you are couch potatoes! πŸ›‹ πŸ₯” 😁πŸ₯

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"Wait why share a meme about vegetables, I thought you were into vore?"

Yeah, I am. I have great taste, in friends and otherwise πŸ˜‰

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food πŸ₯¦πŸ₯¬πŸ₯’πŸŒ½πŸ₯•πŸ₯‘πŸŒΏ 

Mmmm 🀀

RT @patch_yeah@twitter.com

To Pepper, Can you please make a tier list of Leafy Green Vegetables ie Cabbage, Lettuce, Kale, etc β€” curiouscat.qa/patch_yeah/post/

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/patch_yeah/status/

horror comedy zombie orgy 

A low budget orgy porn film called Zombie Orgy where actors portraying anrivaxers in a zombie apocalypse have an orgy with a zombie to prove they don't need a shot. Campy over the top acting and effects ensue during the porn shoot. Instant classic.

RT @BilDaTrukMarte@twitter.com

The furry cabal is real and only everyone has recently noticed, it’s too late.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/BilDaTrukMarte/sta

Taris :wolftaur: boosted

You can generate invitations to Mastodon by clicking "Invite people" in the bottom left corner of the screen.

This will invite people to your instance and optionally make them automatically follow you.

You can set the invitation to have a limited number of uses and/or expiry date, or have these both unlimited.

(Some instances which are officially closed to new members still allow sign-ups through such invitations.)

#MastoTips #Mastodon #FediTips #Fediverse

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Fellow furries, this is it, this is all you need to do.

Everytime you commission your fursona, a techbro cries πŸ‘

RT @Sam0yedskaya@twitter.com

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Sam0yedskaya/statu

Taris :wolftaur: boosted

I need some inspiration for my (probably) unaware pred character for my game. I threw a character together so I wouldn't be stealing art when posting clips and pics of my game here and I'm not happy with it. I keep changing what I want so it's hard. Any design ideas?

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As Masto.host continues in the `main` branch, we get all the new features that have just been released.

Today's upgrade includes the new trending links and reworked trending hashtags: github.com/mastodon/mastodon/p

Notice that those have just been released and might still change.

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Taris :wolftaur: boosted

More #Xenia #Linux #mascot #art!
πŸ–ΌοΈπŸ”— twitter.com/Zwiebelprinz/statu
> "rubber duck debugging (i have no programming knowledge lmao) for boli"

By #Zwiebelprinz - if you're on Twitter, please share appreciation directly with the artist!

The unrepentant urge to rewrite part of Be Our Guest to be much MUCH more voreny πŸ‘€πŸŽΆ

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. πŸ”ž If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now. Note to new applicants: Please allow up to 48 hours for account approvals. I don't always remember to check the queue/mail! You may message Taris through another platforms if no action has been taken on your account application after 24 hours. Thank you for your patience with this poor overworked sysadmin <3