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Gulp.cafe is open for registrations :boost_requested: 

Gulp Cafe is open for new registrations. We're an adult themed instance and we like to post and share a lot more things that aren't vore related. I'm the admin and would love to answer any questions in public or private. You can also take a look at our Code of Conduct for information.
We're all looking forward to eating, er uh meeting you πŸ˜‰ 🀀

gulp.cafe/invite/Ps72i8L4

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You've always known that we're meant to follow a more loving, connected, beautiful way.
To the sensitive souls who've always felt like you're not from this planet: you are here for a reason.
You're here to help create life as we are meant to experience it heaven on earth at last.
You're here to help us all remember who we are and why we came here.

You are the awakeners.
You are the soul seers.
You are the light bearers.
You are the visionaries.

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I figured it's time I reshare this link to a journal that gave me pause to consider my own language and presentation within the fandom and how I could be more respectful and considerate. It's why I now use to identify my OCs of different plumbing.

weasyl.com/journal/90896/alter

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I'm a larger , friendly and warm! I work as a and run the Gulp Cafe, where we like and to eat/be eaten. Online I identify as , male in form, with both sets of plumbing.
When it comes to my anatomy (some folks get very well acquainted) I have dexterous fore paws, and two stomachs, both in my half.
I enjoy aspects of with being a taur, and more generally a world covered in fur.
I look forward to meeting you!

Homestuck was not perfect (oh my GOD it so WASN'T), but it was seminal. you could make a strong argument that, similar to the furry fandom's role in internet communities at large, it laid the groundwork for a new, postmodern kind of fandom experience. i'm glad it's being preserved here in a comprehensive little digital museum exhibit, as a phenomenon unto itself and not as an undead IP with a bomb of a video game tied to its neck

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Good night ,

Good night moon,

Good night , you adorable loons πŸ’–πŸŒ™πŸŒƒ

pooltoy vore, cannabis 

Don't mind me, just hangin' out with a @Remy in my tummy

Art by @BlurTheFur

Hey, did you ever want to find out when you joined? It's actually possible!

This is a protocol thing, so aside from getting the initial ID, it should work on /any/ fediverse server, not just Mastodon.

– open your account in the detail column, e.g. by clicking on your avatar or something

– take the ID from the URL bar [it'll be something like /web/accounts/92264, you want the 92264 part]

– go to https://your-instance/api/v1/accounts/<id>

– look for the "created_at" field

#Mastodon

:weed:

that it used to be to add hashtags (#) to posts indicating how high you were so folks knew. Now I'm considering using it here like with -/+ or 🌢️/πŸ”₯ πŸ€”

reddit.com/r/trees/comments/jh

:weed: funny 

I'm considering taking a break from getting high or using thc for a week and this popped into my head πŸ€”πŸ˜…πŸ’¨

TIL that tinnitus is actually neglected kobolds 😯 :koboldpats:

RT @koboldposting@twitter.com

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[this will not cease until the kobold’s horns are scritched]

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/koboldposting/stat

Starting a new instance called spirit.halloween and will immediately deactivate it on November 1st.

@snarkydragonbutt my housemate: are you just drinking the shower water in there?"

Me, as the loud lapping noises coming from the bathroom suddenly stop: "N-NO"

:weed: funny 

I'm considering taking a break from getting high or using thc for a week and this popped into my head πŸ€”πŸ˜…πŸ’¨

threat 

three billion devices run java

TIL that tinnitus is actually neglected kobolds 😯 :koboldpats:

RT @koboldposting@twitter.com

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[this will not cease until the kobold’s horns are scritched]

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/koboldposting/stat

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. πŸ”ž If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.