Taris @Taris@gulp.cafe

Me: okay, brain, you were kind of rough on me yesterday and I would like to get along better today

My brain: [plays the old "big red" gum jingle on repeat for an hour]

Me: ...I mean I guess it's better than a panic attack so alright

New to this Mastadon thing after spending way too much time on twitter, still figuring out what all the tabs mean and-

OMG is that an actual character counter?! OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!

And posting is called a Toot! That's too cute

I’m running this instance on the block chain.

I block the nazis and chain the bans to a list of known abusers.

Haha look at this funny picture

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Remember when Denny's was doing Hobbit-themed meals?

How weird it was to see a diner chain evoke classic literature on their menus?

I kind of want to see more of that.

it turned out that the real wild, kinky sex was with the friends we made along the way

So Jack wants to develop a federated status protocol and pivot Twitter into being some kind of aggregation platform for his vision of the fediverse.

This fills me with dread TBH because this is how megacorps destroy open alternatives to their centralized crap. They claim they want to build a better version "for the people", add support for the open standard, grab a bunch of users/content, then re-centralize themselves.

XMPP almost saw actual usable adoption when Google did it, then they closed the gates.

here's a neat cheap project I just did:

My desk space has some extremely unfortunate acoustics. Fan noise bounces off my very thinly carpeted floor, up the wall at the back of my desk and towards me when it hits the sloped ceiling, so I'm giving this a shot

abab (all billionares are bad)

Is there a furry cum inflation telegram channel?
I got bloating on the brain~~

@Ace “now this i can get into” — jack, being tossed into the Hole

replacing all pillows with werewolf-sized plush werewolves

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snouts sleepover

Ah so mumblecore literally just means movies that Aren't Good

Folf bellies are nice >//>

“Did you move there for the weed?” No actually I moved here to be further away from New Jersey

Here's the comic that @thebigspikey commissioned for Skunktember! Flint makes a mess of an eager rabbit!

@Taris smoove chips
Cronchy butter