Today @PhormUncorked@twitter.com & I spent a while turning a joke into a thought experiment: what if NFPA safety diamonds, but for kink? Of course trying to quantify _kink_ is a fool's errand, but there are related factors where one might reasonably expect consensus. 🧵
Gulp.cafe is open for registrations
Gulp Cafe is open for new registrations. We're an adult #vore themed instance and we like to post and share a lot more things that aren't vore related. I'm the admin and would love to answer any questions in public or private. You can also take a look at our Code of Conduct for information.
We're all looking forward to eating, er uh meeting you 😉 🤤
I'm a larger #wolftaur, friendly and warm! I work as a #sysadmin and run the Gulp Cafe, where we like #vore and to eat/be eaten. Online I identify as #altersex, male in form, with both sets of plumbing.
When it comes to my anatomy (some folks get very well acquainted) I have dexterous fore paws, and two stomachs, both in my #taur half.
I enjoy aspects of #aptophillia with being a taur, and more generally a world covered in fur.
I look forward to meeting you!
And for those of you who refused to click for the (understandable) reason that it is tiktok...
since nobody wants to appreciate her i’m going to claim her for the sapphics
This is an underrated #vore trope 💕
Eating friends whole is a skill
And some of you are couch potatoes! 🛋 🥔 😁🥁
"Wait why share a meme about vegetables, I thought you were into vore?"
Yeah, I am. I have great taste, in friends and otherwise 😉
To Pepper, Can you please make a tier list of Leafy Green Vegetables ie Cabbage, Lettuce, Kale, etc — https://curiouscat.qa/patch_yeah/post/1253397316
The furry cabal is real and only everyone has recently noticed, it’s too late.
You can generate invitations to Mastodon by clicking "Invite people" in the bottom left corner of the screen.
This will invite people to your instance and optionally make them automatically follow you.
You can set the invitation to have a limited number of uses and/or expiry date, or have these both unlimited.
(Some instances which are officially closed to new members still allow sign-ups through such invitations.)
Fellow furries, this is it, this is all you need to do.
Everytime you commission your fursona, a techbro cries 👍
As Masto.host continues in the `main` branch, we get all the new features that have just been released.
Today's upgrade includes the new trending links and reworked trending hashtags: https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/pull/16917
Notice that those have just been released and might still change.
THIS IS JUST WORSE SECONDLIFE
Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. 🔞 If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now. Note to new applicants: Please allow up to 48 hours for account approvals. I don't always remember to check the queue/mail! You may message Taris through another platforms if no action has been taken on your account application after 24 hours. Thank you for your patience with this poor overworked sysadmin <3