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Gulp.cafe is open for registrations :boost_requested: 

Gulp Cafe is open for new registrations. We're an adult themed instance and we like to post and share a lot more things that aren't vore related. I'm the admin and would love to answer any questions in public or private. You can also take a look at our Code of Conduct for information.
We're all looking forward to eating, er uh meeting you πŸ˜‰ 🀀

gulp.cafe/invite/Ps72i8L4

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You've always known that we're meant to follow a more loving, connected, beautiful way.
To the sensitive souls who've always felt like you're not from this planet: you are here for a reason.
You're here to help create life as we are meant to experience it heaven on earth at last.
You're here to help us all remember who we are and why we came here.

You are the awakeners.
You are the soul seers.
You are the light bearers.
You are the visionaries.

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I figured it's time I reshare this link to a journal that gave me pause to consider my own language and presentation within the fandom and how I could be more respectful and considerate. It's why I now use to identify my OCs of different plumbing.

weasyl.com/journal/90896/alter

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I'm a larger , friendly and warm! I work as a and run the Gulp Cafe, where we like and to eat/be eaten. Online I identify as , male in form, with both sets of plumbing.
When it comes to my anatomy (some folks get very well acquainted) I have dexterous fore paws, and two stomachs, both in my half.
I enjoy aspects of with being a taur, and more generally a world covered in fur.
I look forward to meeting you!

Nomvemtaur :wolftaur: :nom: boosted

Just staring in awe at the cursed nature of this image on the first slide of a classmate's presentation in class

Nomvemtaur :wolftaur: :nom: boosted

M'aiq was soul trapped once. Not very pleasant. You should think about that once in a while.

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lewd dumb 

Just saw the phrase "balls deep" and I was just like...

I wana be balls deep in someone right now πŸ˜©πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ‘

Yeah, the Hygiene mod really makes it feel like the Sims with that hygiene and bladder meter πŸ˜†

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Well, now that the bedrooms are finished, the first crops have come in, and we're producing fine meals, everyone's calmed down and overall mood is improving. 😊
Next up is to expand the crop area and scale up our power grid before winter, and start laying the groundwork for the guest area to start building up relations. We are on a major road and the only pass through this mountain ranger after all 😁

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Speaking of raids, we had one person, Ryan, attack us from a spacer pirate group nearby. We're trying to convince him to join us rather then release him back to his gang.
The other raid was a little more serious with several people trying to attack us. We fended them off and cared for most of their injured, but this rabble is more trouble then they're worth, so we're putting two of them into an area to raise moral, and releasing the winner. We'll let a second of the three go in a few days.

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William the Android is certainly the glue holding this budding colony together right now, worth at least 3 colonists himself. He doesn't eat or sleep, hasn't had a mental breakdown like the springhare or foxboy, and works diligently and quickly! He's also a crack shot with his shotgun and has saved the colony from two raids now.

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I do not know

If I want to go

Inside or out

Because of the snoooow! 🎡

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Sometimes it do be like that πŸ˜…πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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RT @skynero19@twitter.com

All the

Cat things

Head bonks

Toe beans

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/skynero19/status/1

irrational anxiety, funny 🏦 

Anyone else worried that everytime they walk into a bank, through some absurd comedy of errors, they're going to end up robbing the bank and you keep trying to explain what's happening but it keeps making things worse? πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°

No? Just me? πŸ˜…

Nomvemtaur :wolftaur: :nom: boosted

Gender discourse on Mastodon be like: 

"Hey, I baked you a gender"

"Oh boy what flavor?"

"G E N D E R F L A V O R"

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this also now means coffee is furry.

you normies have to stay out of our coffee now.

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😍🀩

RT @FengZhuDesign@twitter.com

Hope everyone had a good weekend. Here are more examples from our term 3 entertainment projects. This set is by Jiahao Han. I can never get tired of looking at these room cutaways. So much nostalgia.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/FengZhuDesign/stat

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. πŸ”ž If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.