Taris @Taris@gulp.cafe

I'm going to ask the users of Gulp Cafe to stop using fedilab to post 🚫
Fedilab has decided it's acceptable to give Nazis a place at the table, and I would rather break their faces then break bread with them ✊
Deplatforming Nazis and hate speech is effective in driving out their ideas and stopping the spread of their ideals. #PunchNazis

To all of you whove joined the Gulp recently and not started following others, I highly recommend it 😊
Click on those comments and replies, fall down the rabbit hole and discover someone from another server. Take a peek at the Federation Timeline, we're connecting with a lot of furry instances but also a lot of hobbyist and special interest servers too.
Check the #FollowFriday and #ff tags for awesome folk.
Unfollow someone if they're a little too much, you have no obligation to follow someone.

I figured it's time I reshare this link to a journal that gave me pause to consider my own language and presentation within the fandom and how I could be more respectful and considerate. It's why I now use #altersex to identify my OCs of different plumbing.

https://www.weasyl.com/journal/90896/altersex-body-descriptor-and-alternative-to-fetish-terms

Ok fine, here's your meme 😉
#vore #taur #wolftaur #IRL

#Introduction #Introductions
I'm a larger #wolftaur, friendly and warm! I work as a #sysadmin and run the Gulp Cafe, where we like #vore and to eat/be eaten. Online I identify as #altersex, male in form, with both sets of plumbing.
When it comes to my anatomy (some folks get very well acquainted) I have dexterous fore paws, and two stomachs, both in my #taur half.
I enjoy aspects of #aptophillia with being a taur, and more generally a world covered in fur.
I look forward to meeting you!

*looks suspiciously over at snouts*

What are you doing over there? #sheep

Yeah I might have made some bad decisions tonight that lead to a taco pizza.

You hang you head, defeated, lamenting your time wasted on debating pineapple while this monster lurked in the shadows.

The truth hits you like a late delivery driver.
You can't.

Sure you could scrape most of the lettuce off, buy you won't get it all, there's just too much, and now you have to store it somewhere? The whole point was not making more dishes to clean! So you're going to be eating roasted wilted lettuce.
Maybe at least the taco cheese will met, you think, but there's too little, nothing is going to out do that mass of soggy greenery.

But it's not what you expect.

Sure it looks impressive when it arro es, but you quickly realize there is absolutely no way to keep the shredded lettuce and cheese from immediately falling off and getting left behind in the box. Even when in desperation you try to tease it back on with a fork or knife, it's obvious it was never meant to be.
Sure what few scraps make it to your mouth are OK, but you don't eat the whole pizza and dread sets in.
How are you going to reheat a Taco Salad Pizza? 😨

It started innocently enough...

Hey, who dropped their spicy salad on top of my cheese pizza? It's like a pizza and a taco had a drunken night of bad decisions!

And it was like that, and that's how this abomination is often obtained, small discretions adding up.
You like tacos, you like pizza, why not combine them, right?

While you all were squabbling over pineapple on pizza, I was off fighting the true enemy...

Taco pizza 🌮🍕

👉👁️ *touch touch touch*