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Gab, fedilab, Deplatform Nazis 

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To all of you whove joined the Gulp recently and not started following others, I highly recommend it 😊
Click on those comments and replies, fall down the rabbit hole and discover someone from another server. Take a peek at the Federation Timeline, we're connecting with a lot of furry instances but also a lot of hobbyist and special interest servers too.
Check the and tags for awesome folk.
Unfollow someone if they're a little too much, you have no obligation to follow someone.

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I figured it's time I reshare this link to a journal that gave me pause to consider my own language and presentation within the fandom and how I could be more respectful and considerate. It's why I now use to identify my OCs of different plumbing.

weasyl.com/journal/90896/alter

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I'm a larger , friendly and warm! I work as a and run the Gulp Cafe, where we like and to eat/be eaten. Online I identify as , male in form, with both sets of plumbing.
When it comes to my anatomy (some folks get very well acquainted) I have dexterous fore paws, and two stomachs, both in my half.
I enjoy aspects of with being a taur, and more generally a world covered in fur.
I look forward to meeting you!

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Me: okay, brain, you were kind of rough on me yesterday and I would like to get along better today

My brain: [plays the old "big red" gum jingle on repeat for an hour]

Me: ...I mean I guess it's better than a panic attack so alright

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New to this Mastadon thing after spending way too much time on twitter, still figuring out what all the tabs mean and-

OMG is that an actual character counter?! OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!

And posting is called a Toot! That's too cute :blobaww:

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I’m running this instance on the block chain.

I block the nazis and chain the bans to a list of known abusers.

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Haha look at this funny picture

C:\Users\Siph\Documents\jokes funnies\big meatball.jpeg

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Remember when Denny's was doing Hobbit-themed meals?

How weird it was to see a diner chain evoke classic literature on their menus?

I kind of want to see more of that.

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it turned out that the real wild, kinky sex was with the friends we made along the way

Mighty Ducks/Road Rovers cross over when?

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So Jack wants to develop a federated status protocol and pivot Twitter into being some kind of aggregation platform for his vision of the fediverse.

This fills me with dread TBH because this is how megacorps destroy open alternatives to their centralized crap. They claim they want to build a better version "for the people", add support for the open standard, grab a bunch of users/content, then re-centralize themselves.

XMPP almost saw actual usable adoption when Google did it, then they closed the gates.
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here's a neat cheap project I just did:

My desk space has some extremely unfortunate acoustics. Fan noise bounces off my very thinly carpeted floor, up the wall at the back of my desk and towards me when it hits the sloped ceiling, so I'm giving this a shot

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Lewd, nsfw, cum 

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@Ace β€œnow this i can get into” β€” jack, being tossed into the Hole

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replacing all pillows with werewolf-sized plush werewolves

β€” ✨

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Vore 

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drug mention 

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it's furry porn! 

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Food, very CRONCHY 

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. πŸ”ž If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.