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This account is functionally my AD by the way; I'm still gonna try to CW anything smutty I post, as a courtesy to anyone browsing their timeline in public.

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Uh, I guess. I'm Seolfyr, you can call me Seo or Silver, or whatever. I'm a and enjoy and I'm also a semi-pro player, among other things.

Is this searchable enough? Should I use more hashtags?

It’s a hot hot hot hot day in parts of North America. If you’re like me, your only access to cooling at home is something like a struggling window unit.

Libraries can be cooling stations if you can get to one. And they mostly won’t kick you out. They’re a place you can be and not buy anything. Keep safe if you can. 💜💜💜💜

Vore, small pred, bulgy 

CuriousCat link, I'm an idiot 

CuriousCat link, vore mention 

Twitter link, furry art, sfw but only technically 

Vague chatroom gripe 

My team at work is really good at making 15 minute status calls last an hour

Today I have meetings literally all day, and it's raining dangerously much to boot! Ask me about stuff.

Feeling very punchy today. Not like, bad? Just punchy.

If you put a computer in charge of solving some decision-making problem, keep in mind that computers can't make decisions.

You are actually putting programmers in charge.

And if that doesn't terrify you, go ask a programmer how much they trust software.

Tmi Tuesday link, vore adjacent 

Vore art 

Vore art 

What if Siri was magic instead of technology and also was a cute gay rat guy

Character patch notes 

Vore, TF 

Taxidermied museum specimens 

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. 🔞 If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.