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Hi Public! You found me!
I have a more palatable mastodon account over on @hydro

This here instance is where I'm just plain awful. If you're not into Vore, TF, Micro/Macro, and all sorts of other weird kink, this isn't the place for you!

Changed my icon to be a little less horny.

Icon is by PineWarden over on birdsite!

Gender stuff (+) 

I think I'm actually, truly, finally settled. A friend helped a lot in making me aware Genderflux is a thing, and more specifically I'm boyflux.
Some days I'm 0% aka agender. Some days I'm 100. Etc.

Vore, size stuff 

Current mood: hiding in a tight space, getting sniffed out by a hungry pred as their snout pokes into my hiding spot, then their tongue gets me

Good evening I had a kinda nice day would anyone like a very happy snack? :3c

Vore thoughts 

Thinking about basically living in someone! Getting let out every so often but mostly being inside a chosen-by-pred location for a good amount of time!


Been playing some D&D, our group's DM is away on Holiday so our other experienced DM has taken over with a one shot, and I've rolled a silly kobold called Derek.

Derek has a gunblade (homebrew ftw!) and isn't afraid to get dirty. I love him more than my main character now

Personal life (++) 

4 months after graduating and 7 months after starting looking for work, I finally have a job! Not what I studied for but during the course of the degree I realised that career and work isn't everything.

I found a company that seems to treat its people better than the company that nearly killed me, and I'm hoping to get my life going again soon!


I am in The Mood ™️

But I also want to be in You

Commentary on social media (~) 

I feel like I have less to talk about these days now that I'm not being outwardly negative and posting just out of sheer anger.

A good thing? probably. Though in this age of always-connected, when I disappear off the various medias, it kinda feels like I've properly disconnected? like I'm not present.

I keep meaning to spend more time on Mastodon but busy busy and I've not got my paws on a desktop app that's lightweight and compact ;-;

Yeah, gonna try and hang out on the fediverse a bit more! I keep forgetting it's a bit of a lovelier place!

Brain is melting. Reading too much AI things. Hhbbtttt

Basically right now if you want a subby gal for pretty much anything, hit me up >.>

Few rare public posts there. I'm very much in The Mood™

Micro, Shrinking 

Tease me as you touch various parts of my face or shoulders, making me smaller, until I'm sitting in a puddle of my own - now far too big for me - clothes!

Horny, Micro, Vore 

Current mood: Stick your head under my skirt and eat away. However, the more excited and giddy I get, the smaller I go. Eventually I'm just perched on your tongue, grinding away, then before I realise it - gulp!

Got my first SFW "official" artwork of Hydro in her new gender! It feels comfy now.

🎨 -> (Link contains NSFW!)

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. 🔞 If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.