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I've been here a while, but for anyone who's coming over for the first time, I am Actually Chee, not bird.

I'm in Web Hosting as a career, but my true love is messing about in the dirt (gardening)

I play video games, write (sometimes), garden a bit, and I am a terrible vore gremlin (hence my choice of instance)

Vore/Size/Other Kink Content will be hidden behind Content Warnings, do not worry.

I am actually way more NSFW than my twitter presence lets on, so be warned :3

Vore 

I have decided that a tummy is where I want to be at all times. Or a butt. Or just anywhere inside someone

Has anyone ever had a dream so intense it's been like 2 days and you've still got echoes/phantom limb things going on?

Dreams, surgery reference, alludes to disaster, yet (+) 

Had a really weird dream last night.
The concept sounds horrific, but yet I was comfortable with it. I didn't learn of "the event", but I guess it was more a personal journey and working out identity?

~1k words;
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Vore thoughts 

It's no secret that I'm into unwilling play, but I also like curious-into-unwilling, or unaware/decieving. Getting the prey onto a tongue, saying it'll be fine.. then gulp

Today I learned LetsEncrypt certs only last 3 months!

Currently in The Mood

I do like a bit of roleplay and stuff but time is limited and aaaa

Horny (once again) 

At some point I'm gonna the shackles of my repression and I'm going to be horny on main and not be afraid to reach out to people

Horny 

I've been relentlessly horny the last few days and honestly if I lived alone I'd be unstoppable

I've got a weird twinge in my back, right on my left shoulder blade

Anyway you should come and just step on me, right there.

Horny post/pet play 

Unbearably horny once again. Thinking about pet play, long term. Spending weeks collared, sleeping on the floor, eating out of bowls in the floor, only allowed on the bed/couch when let, or when my owner's lap..

Size play 

It's micro may, but does that mean everyone's micro, or the micros get even smaller? I'm 6" normally, does that mean I'm now less than an inch tall?!

mh (-) 

I really need to take time back for myself some days. Currently feeling quite obligated to do things with friends every day and it's exhausting..

Vore/size thoughts 

Currently got thoughts on the mind of being quite tall, and getting shrunk by someone way shorter than me. However the shrinking is slow and takes weeks before I notice my friend who was chest height to me is now even with me.. things I could reach easily are getting out of reach... And they're just getting further away as the weeks go on..

Until my friend uses their new bigger size against me and cages me up, eyeing me up, waiting for the size they can just gulp me down


I've been here a while, but for anyone who's coming over for the first time, I am Actually Chee, not bird.

I'm in Web Hosting as a career, but my true love is messing about in the dirt (gardening)

I play video games, write (sometimes), garden a bit, and I am a terrible vore gremlin (hence my choice of instance)

Vore/Size/Other Kink Content will be hidden behind Content Warnings, do not worry.

I am actually way more NSFW than my twitter presence lets on, so be warned :3

Hydro! boosted

[ NSFW | Oral Vore | Neck Bulge ] 

Got taken out for walkies and I couldn't help myself! I grabbed a little snack! Can't blame me if I want to eat on the go~!

🎨 furaffinity.net/user/griseo

Vore thoughts 

Thinking about being shrunk at a party and dumped unceremoniously onto a table at the centre of the party, no one really notices, at least, until I'm swiped slyly. Carried around a little, and then suddenly gulped with a handful of party snacks, or pushed into my captor in a quick moment.

Vorny thoughts 

Thinking about being handled roughly by a pred, before they put me somewhere where I'm not going to see the light of day again, even if I'm alive in there. Just trapped

Hydro! boosted

I work for a hosting company and I can peek over my cubicle and peek at the Sysadmins so I know who runs the data centres. I have a slice of one of their servers for my VPS and I changed the root password for my slice >:3c

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I have successfully wrangled a VPS and Nextcloud together. :D

Just gonna most my DNS records for my domain to the work nameservers so I can use their IMAP/SMTP servers and boom, I can ditch mysterious unknown servers

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We put the "Fed" in Fediverse. We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. 🔞 If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now. Note to new applicants: Please allow up to 48 hours for account approvals. I don't always remember to check the queue/mail! You may message Taris through another platforms if no action has been taken on your account application after 24 hours. Thank you for your patience with this poor overworked sysadmin <3