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thinkin' on relationships 

Fursona back story:

Griff was an ordinary grizzly bear until one day he continued being an ordinary grizzly bear.

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furrys are always like *hugs you and asks about your day *

The bread robot has succeeded in its mission (make bread).

I wonder if it's cheaper to get fresh popping corn and pop it yourself than to buy the microwaveable bags.

I remember having a popcorn popper in my childhood, I kind of want to have that experience again.

Super Mario RPG is a lot shorter than I remembered it.

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Oh, you're a surrealist couple? Which one's the lawnmower and which one's the concept of imperialism?

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🐻 🍿

🐻 :yoshi_tongue_end: 🍿

🐻 :slurp:

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Bears can have little a popcorn, as a treat. |3

I deserve a laid-back tabletop game. |3

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is it called spooning because it helps you regenerate spoons

DID YOU KNOW:

Bear is sleepy 🐻 💤

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become the monster you want to fuck in this world

*explodes through the front door brandishing a snow shovel, a blizzard whipping up dramatically behind him* THE DRIVEWAY... IS CLEAR! D:<

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roses are red
soft are the sheep
i'm very tired
and going to sleep

I'm glad to hear they're going to keep the show going. I'm prepared to accept that there may be changes as they transition, but I sure hope Jonah comes back for at least one more season. The man was born to host this show.

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Bro we are packmates bro. We are just sharing this den for the winter to stay warm bro. Then we will go our separate ways and find mates. Bro unless!…

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