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THWACK

*You look to the window. There's a bear sitting outside, staring straight at you, clutching a paper heart in his mouth, smacking the side of your house with one big paw.*

THWACK THWACK THWACK

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rock warm
violet blue
lizer do charm
an climb onto u

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The Jetsons had a dog named Astro. Astro could talk because:

A) In the future, dogs will learn to talk.

B) It's a Hanna Barbera Cartoon

@apow@snouts.online Those were fun, right?

The Jetsons had a dog named Astro. Astro could talk because:

A) In the future, dogs will learn to talk.

B) It's a Hanna Barbera Cartoon

kink adjacent 

@IceWolf Something else: All of the above are acceptable, depending on context.

"I got an 83 on my test."

"Nice."

"... What's so nice about 83?"

"It's a little smiling cat face." 83

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:geordidislike: Only saying "nice" to 420 and 69.

:geordilike: Saying "nice" to other cool numbers like the smallest common multiple of every number from 1-15, 360,360.

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eating an o-class star & being disappointed it wasn't nearly as spicy as the earth folk made it out to be

@kiki_d In reality, everyone would pivot to "chickens are good actually"

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remember chicken boo from animaniacs?

the giant chicken who would fool everyone into thinking he's a human

except one person would always spot that he was obviously a chicken, and keep telling everyone that

but everyone would ignore that person and treat them like an asshole for pointing out that chicken boo is a chicken

until eventually chicken boo would give the game away, everyone would finally realise he's a chicken, and angrily chase him away

feels like a metaphor for stuff

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@robin I know that was a lot, I hope one of those helps. |3

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