Griff @Griff@gulp.cafe

Cradle you between my paws
Slowly open up my jaws
Gentle tongue and velvet throat
Bear goes GLRP!
... And down you go.~

Fursona back story:

Griff was an ordinary grizzly bear until one day he continued being an ordinary grizzly bear.

That which doesn't kill me goes STRAIGHT in my mouth. |3

Body: (J Hook)

1: sc6 into a ring
2: sc6
3: sc6
4: (sc, sc2in1) x 3 (9)
5: (sc2, sc2in1) x 3 (12)
6: (sc3, sc2in1) x 3 (15)
7: (sc4, sc2in1) x 3 (18)
8: (sc5, sc2in1) x 3 (21)

Continue body, then to finish:

1: (sc, sc2tog) x 7 (14)
2: (sc2tog) x 7 (7)

Sew closed.

Ears: (F Hook)

sc6 into a ring, sew to body

Tail: (F Hook)

slst yarn to body, ch length of tail

Nose: (F Hook)

Freeform sc on tip of nose

Eyes: Sewn in with black yarn

#crochet #pattern

#introductions

All right, I think that's enough experimenting, here's my proper hello.

Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?

This should be fun. :3

I am THIS close to just dropping everything so I can figure out how to make my own Pigs in Clover game.

Sing like there's no one listening. https://www.furaffinity.net/view/27198107/

Found the chords for the title theme to Galavant, that's a fun one. |3

Stir fry's great because it seems really fancy, even though you're just throwing a bunch of stuff in a pan and heating it up.

STIR FRY NIGHT 🐻 ❤️

Gonna stop thinking of things in terms of "adulting". It makes it sound like the things I do to maintain my life are weird, specialized skills that are beyond my grasp. That I'm not an adult, I'm just playing at it.

I'm a grown-ass man, dammit. What's more, I've GOT this. |3

Everyone pulling support from Netflix streaming has forced me to rediscover their DVD delivery service.

My head has separate compartments for Kaiju and Giants.

Kaiju being an emphasis on large exotic creatures destroying cities and Giants being creatures who are unusually sized but otherwise not much different from their smaller counterparts.

And "Macro" being sort of a catch-all exploring the spectrum of experiences that lie between them.

GOD I feel like a bear. |3

I never keep up with Animal Crossing because summer always rolls around and I'm like "Oh, I could do this outside."

All tyrannosaurs are good girls.

Proud to be the world's only Boston's Favorite Son fan.

Ring Fit really does make me feel great though, holy cow. |3

Time for everyone's favorite part of the workout: growlbear. |3

Time for everyone's favorite part of the workout: lying around naked. |3

Everyone does this.

Is there an official piece of furniture that people use to hang up their Going Outside Pants when they switch to their Staying Inside Pants (and vice versa)?

I've just been using a chair that I don't like sitting on.

I'm taking a proper day off today.

Pizza and everything. |3

Do I miss movie theaters, or do I just miss the smell of popcorn?