Griff @Griff@gulp.cafe

do you eat fruit?
~snorts~
a juicy steak?
~snorts~
live prey?
~offended growl~
uhhh
scrapyard metal?
~munching voraciously~

Meme abstraction tiers:
Tier 0: this is not a meme, there is nothing to get
Tier 1: original funny post, requires no outside context
Tier 2: Advanced meme, devloped from the original Tier 1
Tier 3: Fusional stage, Multiple Tier 1 or 2 meme sources were synthesised into this meme
Tier 4: Abstractification to a point where the meme is not discernable from the macro, or is intentionally hidden, often synthesised from any number of the previous tiers. Can often be partially interpreted.

So, just found out that I literally do not have enough money to move into my apartment on the 4th, so when I get kicked out of my current house on the 28th I'll officially be homeless.

Started a GoFundMe. Would appreciate any help. https://www.gofundme.com/need-movein-funds-and-rent-through-job-training

Warning: IRL pic n' stuff.

Muslim Sonic during Ramadan: gotta go fast

Do you think pencils know all of the stuff you draw and write with them and feel real proud that they helped create art

Some Asshole: The only reason someone will ever be nice is if it benefits them somehow

Humans: I'm gonna bring this plant home, and name him Greg, and water him every day. I love you Greg.

Some Asshole: humans are just naturally inclined to selfish behavior because of evolution

Humans: *form social bonds with strangers*
Humans: *form social bonds with animals*
Humans: *form social bonds with plants*
Humans: *form social bonds with robots*

New musical genres:

- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge

A dragon is a cat who got what they wished for. *curls up in a sunbeam and goes to sleep*

my fetishes? oh uh im into disintegrating the fabric of reality, letting go of all earthly concepts of existence in order to become god, & latex

Just thinking that i was a few random chemical reactions away from being a straight white dude and fuckin... bullet dodged on that one lmao

inside you are two wolves

🐺wolf1 wolf2🐺

we may need to operate

Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.

Well, I took the bait! 🦊☕

#MastoArt #CreativeToot #Lineart

8-character passwords can now be brute-forced by computers that can try all 6 quadrillion permutations in 2 and a half hours, but really, any good password system should lock the user out after the first quadrillion guesses. By the second quadrillion, it's probably safe to assume that it's not a legitimate login attempt.

I'm moving to Anchorage to start a new job, but my finances are looking a little short. Between preventative maintenance on my car and securing a few month's rent during training, I'm a bit low on cash. In order to help make up the difference I'm opening myself up for emergency story commissions. Starting this weekend, and going until whenever I feel somewhat comfortable with my finances or I'm dead, whichever comes first, if you want a lewd (or even potentially non-lewd!) short story written, let me know. Things I enjoy writing: microplay, #vore, digestion, disposal, soul stuff, cuties, OCs, and, like a whole bunch of other stuff. Things I'm less comfortable writing: copyrighted characters, overt cruelty.

Prices will be $20 per thousand words, with tips appreciated and donations accepted, but, like, in a way that makes me feel bad and unworthy. I don't wanna be a leech.

You can contact me in DMs. Thank you <3