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Picked up Animal Crossing again after a long absence. If you'd like to dream about my island, I'm at DA-7179-3119-0418.

Reply with your codes if you'd like me to dream about you. :3

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Once there was a bear

Who got so thirsty

He drank a whole lake

Then he did a big burp

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Cradle you between my paws
Slowly open up my jaws
Gentle tongue and velvet throat
Bear goes GLRP!
... And down you go.~

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That which doesn't kill me goes STRAIGHT in my mouth. |3

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All right, I think that's enough experimenting, here's my proper hello.

Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?

This should be fun. :3

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Hi folks! I just finished writing a short Novella for Nanowrimo! It's called "The Terson File". It's about a ghost town, and an oddball group of mystery hunting animals. You can download it here:

Any and all feedback appreciated!

The song "Moon Dance" is werewolf culture.

Lost in Space 

I'm almost through the first season, and I'm struggling to think of anything I can say about Judy.

She cares about being pretty, and she's worried that Penny doesn't care enough about being pretty.

The closest they've come to centering a story on her is when a sentient plant replaced her with a doppleganger to try and infiltrate the family.

This is...

This is a show from the 60s.

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when you awoo you should


Pillsbury putting "Safe to eat raw" messages on their cookie dough packages as if we were waiting for their permission.

Bear Stay Awake For An Hour 2020 Challenge

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Geologists discovered a new type of rock that can sneeze. They're calling it "Gesuntite."

"Oh Gomez, our children are wrong and that's good." -- Jim Sterling as Morticia Adams, Boston's Favorite Son, "Gamer Girl Water and Diseased Rats"

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Yeah, that was all right.

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Today's gonna suck. -.-

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It still boggles my mind that the mainstream idea of making monsters hotter is making them more human. This is ESPECIALLY prevalent in anime, and ESPECIALLY with female monsters. Bunch of cowards.

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Did you know?: Godzilla's roar was created by taking a leather glove coated in pine-tar resin and pulling it across the strings of a double bass.

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Don't vote if you're Irish.
If someone told you they'd be out of office for "a couple of days", would you interpret this to mean:


Aww yeah, realigning my toes. |3

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... Suddenly wondering how old Jimmy is supposed to be. On the one hand, he's got a job as a shoe salesman and everyone takes it for granted that he's old enough to drink, on the other hand he's in school, entering essay contests, and acting like he's young and impressionable enough to blame his moral failings on his parents' behavior. 🤔

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They're not showing any commercials, but they're still adding two-minute breaks where the commercials *would* go so that people can leave for bathroom breaks or whatever, that's classy. |3

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. 🔞 If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.