Goldy @Griff@gulp.cafe
- ASL
- Bear
- Orientation
- Predator
- Alignment
- Lawful Snuzz
- Circleness
- 90%
Puttin' a little more grizzly in your life. User is over 40. She/her. Polyamorous, one boyfriend
Header by @Nomaxice
Joined Sep 2018
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What are the amenities at Bear Spa?
- Hot and cold tubs
- Steam room and sauna
- Massage and scritchies
- Catch-your-own sashimi bar
- Nap pile
- Wrestling ring
- Complimentary tea and biscuits
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Been thinking for a while now that I want to present as more feminine online, but my avatar has always read as too masculine for me to really feel it.
But I've drawn this picture, and the more I look at it, the more I like it, so.
Hello. Goldybear. :3
Changing avatar and screen name at the same time might be a shock to long-time followers, so just wanted to say yeah, 's still me. :3
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Once there was a bear
Who got so thirsty
He drank a whole lake
Then he did a big burp
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Vore
Cradle you between my paws
Slowly open up my jaws
Gentle tongue and velvet throat
Bear goes GLRP!
... And down you go.~
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All right, I think that's enough experimenting, here's my proper hello.
Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?
This should be fun. :3
MST3K Vore
I have lived to see an MST3K host segment featured on a vore clip archive.
shitpost
*slides into your DMs all* shit shit SHIT
*slides straight through your DMs, crashes into the opposite wall*
Goldy
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Now I just want a “Little House on the Prairie” type series but about Beorn from The Hobbit
The Hobbit, Food
Dipped into The Hobbit again recently.
Why yes, I *do* particularly enjoy the chapter in Beorn's house.
Why yes, I *did* just make myself some bread and honey.
I think I'm at the point that I'd rather watch other people play The Stanley Parable.
Goldy
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RT @CrispyMika@twitter.com
Every year, when June comes around
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CrispyMika/status/1527415050260074496
Vore in VRC
This is my new favorite vore thing.
my new improv bit where i ask the audience for the name of a famous person and respond to every suggestion with "i dunno who that is" for five minutes
Goldy
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so, citizens of hamburg are called hamburgers
if you work in social services in hamburg, are you then a hamburger helper?
Vore
Hungry bear.
Spaghetti better watch out. >:3
Vore
Bouth bouth bouth
I want you in my mouth
*exploding through the front doors of Nintendo* MAKE WARIO A WEREWOLF
Vore
Hello! I will eat your girlfriend* 🐻 🍴 👩
*express consent required
my dream of owning the world's greatest Mario Party Advance Bonus Board set
Feelin' a little better after a hike. |3
Any day that you get to smell like insect repellent is a day well spent. |3
Dog petting protips
I recently learned that a dog's favorite scritching spots are on the chest and behind the ears.
Great if you've got two hands available.
Existential bleakness (-)
Real "pondering the finite nature of existence and the yawning chasm of infinite oblivion that waits at the end of time" hours over here.
Hard (?) Vore
I've tried scenarios like that with prey characters who were designed for it - slime creatures, sentient candies, etc.
I quite like the idea of just doing it with anyone. Just sort of leaning into the fantasy and ignoring the bits you don't like. |3
- ASL
- Bear
- Orientation
- Predator
- Alignment
- Lawful Snuzz
- Circleness
- 90%
Puttin' a little more grizzly in your life. User is over 40. She/her. Polyamorous, one boyfriend
Header by @Nomaxice
Joined Sep 2018
