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Body: (J Hook)

1: sc6 into a ring
2: sc6
3: sc6
4: (sc, sc2in1) x 3 (9)
5: (sc2, sc2in1) x 3 (12)
6: (sc3, sc2in1) x 3 (15)
7: (sc4, sc2in1) x 3 (18)
8: (sc5, sc2in1) x 3 (21)

Continue body, then to finish:

1: (sc, sc2tog) x 7 (14)
2: (sc2tog) x 7 (7)

Sew closed.

Ears: (F Hook)

sc6 into a ring, sew to body

Tail: (F Hook)

slst yarn to body, ch length of tail

Nose: (F Hook)

Freeform sc on tip of nose

Eyes: Sewn in with black yarn

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All right, I think that's enough experimenting, here's my proper hello.

Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?

This should be fun. :3

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maybe all boys are actually boy-shaped girls

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As the dragon swooped down, all but the largest sheep scattered. Talons lifted that off the ground; mighty wings beat, and the dragon soared.
The sheep howled with joy.
"Wait," said the dragon, "you're a wolf?"
"Oh I've admired you so long-"
The talons opened.
"I hate deception."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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@Griff WELL THEN,

I shall stand for the principle that people of all gender and none can be really angry and vindictive if mistreated in a romantic context!
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Why do you always hear the line about 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' but not the first half of the couplet?

"Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turned"

It seems a lot more…generally relevant.

Dog standing at the baby gate in front of the living room, giving me that hopeful hesitant look like "Couch time when? u.u"

Eatin' Christmas chocolates like it's my job.

Candidate currently seeking position as administrative Christmas chocolate eating.

Accomplishments:

December 2019 - Christmas chocolates (eaten)

Asking salary: More Christmas chocolates

Lewd Ace Feelings 

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the dinosaurs in jurassic park were trans

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The best thing about crushes is that you can just enjoy them and it doesn’t ever have to be anything more.

A good name for a dog character is Duke Smellington.

The best kind of friends are the ones you can put in your mouth. |3

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Intentionally flying while fat as far back in the plane as possible to score a free first class upgrade to rebalance the plane.

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"How about a kiss, for luck?"
"You've GOT to be kidding!"

This is an early birthday present for @owashii because I can't WAIT to post this beautiful imagery 💚

Food 

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You MUST play AI Dungeon 2, a text adventure game run by a neural net.

@nickwalton00 built it using @OpenAI's huge GPT-2-1.5B model, and it will respond reasonably to just about anything you try. Such as eating the moon.

aiweirdness.com/post/189511103

Do you think anyone's ever done a Spiderman cosplay?

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