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Hike update! 

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All right, I think that's enough experimenting, here's my proper hello.

Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?

This should be fun. :3

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some kid in 1985: mom that scary commercial is on again. Please don't let the Leg Rats come. Please don't let the Leg Rats take our Mini Cheddars
youtube.com/watch?v=CMMGSXuUux

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dysphoria is a poor name for it. one might as well enter "hunger" into the ICD-12 and prescribe "balanced macro and micro nutrients".

a well-nurtured, tested, and self-calibrated intrinsic awareness of self, and the drive to realize it, is not an "affliction". it's a purpose.

man remember when dragons were cool

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Indiana Jones and the cool ass blender that the Egyptians used or some shit

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Transition lenses but instead of becoming shades in the sun, they go pure white when you push up on the bridge.

We joke about "Death by Chocolate", but for dogs it's real!!!

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the eternal problem of people thinking that the protagonist of the LoZ games is an elf named Zelda tells us all one very important thing

children think that a girl being the sword-wielding protagonist of an RPG is perfectly fucking normal

if a trans woman became a nun would she be a transistor

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normalize self-reinvention for everyone tbh. name changing should be merely the start. people shouldnt be afraid to discard the parts of themselves that are holding them back or that they feel like they need to shed

Food 

Super Smash Brothers Ultimate 

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Kindhearted, lonely singles near you want to hang out, maybe order a pizza or something

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lootboxes?

more like procedurally-generated microtransactions

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Fediverse surveillance instance: Fedichive 

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Bad Mansplaining Joke 

Vore, Digestion 

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