Griff @Griff@gulp.cafe

Fursona back story:

Griff was an ordinary grizzly bear until one day he continued being an ordinary grizzly bear.

That which doesn't kill me goes STRAIGHT in my mouth. |3

Body: (J Hook)

1: sc6 into a ring
2: sc6
3: sc6
4: (sc, sc2in1) x 3 (9)
5: (sc2, sc2in1) x 3 (12)
6: (sc3, sc2in1) x 3 (15)
7: (sc4, sc2in1) x 3 (18)
8: (sc5, sc2in1) x 3 (21)

Continue body, then to finish:

1: (sc, sc2tog) x 7 (14)
2: (sc2tog) x 7 (7)

Sew closed.

Ears: (F Hook)

sc6 into a ring, sew to body

Tail: (F Hook)

slst yarn to body, ch length of tail

Nose: (F Hook)

Freeform sc on tip of nose

Eyes: Sewn in with black yarn

#crochet #pattern

#introductions

All right, I think that's enough experimenting, here's my proper hello.

Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?

This should be fun. :3

Anal Meal Crossing

Today, Masquerade Balls are more commonly referred to as Furry Conventions.

*lowers his soft bear ass on your face*

Shhhh, shhhh, no worries now.

Just butts. |3

A raccoon lured me to a deserted island, gave me a tent, and told me to build a town for him with my bare hands and I was like

AAAAAAAWESOOOOOOOOME

WHOA, they added uninterrupted jogging to Ring Fit Adventure!

ERROR: IF without THEN in line 1 of Love Shack

I am in an awfully fortunate position for all of this.

I worry about the people who aren't. u.u

Me: Please, isolation's not so bad, I'm practically a hermit already anyway, this barely affects me.

Also me: Seriously though we can stop doing this now right

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY

HE

WENT

VIRAL 😡

https://twitter.com/PardesSeleh/status/1242197595583328258

"A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus.
@gayshawnmendes
was also just suspended from twitter"

When horses find out they can eat us, we're screwed.

God: *makes bears*

Humans: OP, pls nerf

God: Fine. *makes bears sleepy*

I wanna hug you like an animal. n.n <3

Someone: *yawns*

Me: Wow okay CW your lewds please