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All right, I think that's enough experimenting, here's my proper hello.

Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?

This should be fun. :3

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do you eat fruit?
:blank: ~snorts~
a juicy steak?
:blank: ~snorts~
live prey?
:blank: ~offended growl~
uhhh
scrapyard metal?
:blank: ~munching voraciously~

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Meme abstraction tiers:
Tier 0: this is not a meme, there is nothing to get
Tier 1: original funny post, requires no outside context
Tier 2: Advanced meme, devloped from the original Tier 1
Tier 3: Fusional stage, Multiple Tier 1 or 2 meme sources were synthesised into this meme
Tier 4: Abstractification to a point where the meme is not discernable from the macro, or is intentionally hidden, often synthesised from any number of the previous tiers. Can often be partially interpreted.

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Call for help, boosts appreciated Show more

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Do you think pencils know all of the stuff you draw and write with them and feel real proud that they helped create art

Vore, Homophobia Show more

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Some Asshole: The only reason someone will ever be nice is if it benefits them somehow

Humans: I'm gonna bring this plant home, and name him Greg, and water him every day. I love you Greg.

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Some Asshole: humans are just naturally inclined to selfish behavior because of evolution

Humans: *form social bonds with strangers*
Humans: *form social bonds with animals*
Humans: *form social bonds with plants*
Humans: *form social bonds with robots*

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New musical genres:

- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge

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A dragon is a cat who got what they wished for. *curls up in a sunbeam and goes to sleep*

Inside me are two wolves.

🐺 Breakfast
🐺 Lunch

*brupf* |3

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my fetishes? oh uh im into disintegrating the fabric of reality, letting go of all earthly concepts of existence in order to become god, & latex

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Just thinking that i was a few random chemical reactions away from being a straight white dude and fuckin... bullet dodged on that one lmao

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inside you are two wolves

🐺wolf1 wolf2🐺

we may need to operate

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Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.

Well, I took the bait! 🦊☕

#MastoArt #CreativeToot #Lineart

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8-character passwords can now be brute-forced by computers that can try all 6 quadrillion permutations in 2 and a half hours, but really, any good password system should lock the user out after the first quadrillion guesses. By the second quadrillion, it's probably safe to assume that it's not a legitimate login attempt.

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Self-promotion, emergency writing commissions open, boosts welcome Show more

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