All right, I think that's enough experimenting, here's my proper hello.
Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?
This should be fun. :3
Meme abstraction tiers:
Tier 0: this is not a meme, there is nothing to get
Tier 1: original funny post, requires no outside context
Tier 2: Advanced meme, devloped from the original Tier 1
Tier 3: Fusional stage, Multiple Tier 1 or 2 meme sources were synthesised into this meme
Tier 4: Abstractification to a point where the meme is not discernable from the macro, or is intentionally hidden, often synthesised from any number of the previous tiers. Can often be partially interpreted.
Call for help, boosts appreciated Show more
So, just found out that I literally do not have enough money to move into my apartment on the 4th, so when I get kicked out of my current house on the 28th I'll officially be homeless.
Started a GoFundMe. Would appreciate any help. https://www.gofundme.com/need-movein-funds-and-rent-through-job-training
Warning: IRL pic n' stuff.
Vore, Homophobia Show more
I have to admit, I have a certain guilty pleasure for the idea of eating someone who's more horrified that I'm A GAY than the fact that I'm eating them. |3
8-character passwords can now be brute-forced by computers that can try all 6 quadrillion permutations in 2 and a half hours, but really, any good password system should lock the user out after the first quadrillion guesses. By the second quadrillion, it's probably safe to assume that it's not a legitimate login attempt.
Self-promotion, emergency writing commissions open, boosts welcome Show more
I'm moving to Anchorage to start a new job, but my finances are looking a little short. Between preventative maintenance on my car and securing a few month's rent during training, I'm a bit low on cash. In order to help make up the difference I'm opening myself up for emergency story commissions. Starting this weekend, and going until whenever I feel somewhat comfortable with my finances or I'm dead, whichever comes first, if you want a lewd (or even potentially non-lewd!) short story written, let me know. Things I enjoy writing: microplay, #vore, digestion, disposal, soul stuff, cuties, OCs, and, like a whole bunch of other stuff. Things I'm less comfortable writing: copyrighted characters, overt cruelty.
Prices will be $20 per thousand words, with tips appreciated and donations accepted, but, like, in a way that makes me feel bad and unworthy. I don't wanna be a leech.
You can contact me in DMs. Thank you <3
Puttin' a little more grizzly in your life. He/him.
Icon/banner by Fenris http://www.furaffinity.net/user/sirnef/
Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature.