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All right, I think that's enough experimenting, here's my proper hello.

Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?

This should be fun. :3

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yesterday at the cat circus the trainer said "cats are interesting to train because they dont work for free, they demand to be paid in treats and even if you pay them they might just do something else instead." anarchist legends

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@Ethancdavenport A question in good faith: Whose holidays?

I would argue that we need, rather, flexible working hours for everyone so that you can take time off when you need to, for sacred or profane reasons. We need actual freedom for workers.

If, instead, you institute Easter as a day when no one should be working and nothing should be open, you make a unique space for Christianity in public life and also inconvenience everyone who is not Christian and holds no special regard for this day, and who also might need to do things.

Happy Passover!

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The only reason my company is open on days like Easter is that they are so fucking horny at the prospect of making a single dollar in sales they’ll sink a few grand into labor and operations to get it. The bigwigs will say it’s “for the customers” but this is a lie.

Don’t shop on holidays. Boycott and make it as expensive as possible for shitty companies like the one I sell my labor to to stay open on holidays.

A pile of bears who lay around on top of each other and grunt if you touch them.

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Hypnosis can be experienced by looking at a monster’s belly.

– 🔥

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Is there a zine that's like, prepping but for collectivists? As in "when the 18-wheelers stop coming, here's what to do." How to grow food in soil you can't test, how to make abandoned buildings livable, how to maintain and create organization with your neighbors, food preservation, medicine, etc

Something you can stash in a drawer for just-in-case, to keep your neighbors alive in case of collapse. I'd definitely buy one

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Me, a few hours ago: “this movie sucked, haha.”

Me, now that I have argued with a man about it: “if you like this movie then we can’t be friends.”

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I’ve cracked the code, Link is a he/him enby, an enboy

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Broke: the good knight saving the princess from the evil dragon

Woke: the princess saving the good dragon from the evil knight

Bespoke: the dragon is a princess, who is revered by the entire kingdom, and also she’s really gay and her polycule of other princesses lives in a huge badass castle with her

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alright yall i wanna know how many of you csme out / realized u werent cis after joining mastodon boost for visibility pls !

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Nobody voted B, so unfortunately EVERYBODY LOSES.

Thanks for playing the poll games! I've got a few more ideas, but I'm going to space them out a bit so I'm not hogging the timeline.

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RT @Es_El_Chapu@twitter.com

Behemoths can be a bit tricky to bathe. Just run him through a car wash, I'm sure no one will notice...

Art by Neodokuro <3~

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Es_El_Chapu/status

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