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Hike update! 

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All right, I think that's enough experimenting, here's my proper hello.

Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?

This should be fun. :3

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Keeper: Groot

While you have this in play, you can only say "I am Groot." If you fail, you must move this to another player of your choice.

So I got the Marvel Fluxx game.

Action Card: The Thanos Snap

Gather up all Keepers in play except for Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet. Shuffle them up and randomly remove half (round down). Deal out the remainders evenly, starting with yourself. All Keepers are immediately put into play by their new owners.

Vore 

My black & white Kindle has survived for longer as a gaming device than my iPad did.

It's all board games, card games, and interactive fiction, very complete experiences that lend themselves to chill casual play and lots of replayability. No microtransactions, no updates breaking compatibility, no artificial engagement mechanics. It's just a rectangle that entertains me when I ask it to.

Gender Feels (+) 

Gender Feels (+) 

The greatest trick the devil ever played was updog.

"How come Americans call it Football if you mostly use your hands?"

Same reason they call it Cricket even though you don't play it with insects. >:V

Griff boosted

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego’s DLC invite? (Edit by @OnlyWantTriumph)

*wears a pair of deer antlers*

Look, I'm an ursalope. :3

Saved by the Bell, Drug Addiction (-) 

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i don't understand why love is described as fireworks, when fireworks are loud and terrifying

it should be that feeling of relief when you wake up and realize you have a few more hours left to sleep, its raining and you are snugged deeply into two or three comforters. pretty sure that's what love is supposed to feel like.

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we could literally intentionally choose to model society after animal crossing (small, community-oriented, everyone is an anthro animal, i am the mayor) but do capitalism instead fuck this

I got the PAWS
The JAWS
and the DAWWS. ;3

Super Smash Brothers Ultimate 

Or is that what *results* from the experiment? Would *anyone* become a comedian if they were trapped in outer space with bad movies and funny robots?

Clearly we need more test cases.

The Forresters sure are lucky that the victims of their experiments always turn out to be comedians.

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