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Picked up Animal Crossing again after a long absence. If you'd like to dream about my island, I'm at DA-7179-3119-0418.

Reply with your codes if you'd like me to dream about you. :3

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Once there was a bear

Who got so thirsty

He drank a whole lake

Then he did a big burp

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Cradle you between my paws
Slowly open up my jaws
Gentle tongue and velvet throat
Bear goes GLRP!
... And down you go.~

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That which doesn't kill me goes STRAIGHT in my mouth. |3

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All right, I think that's enough experimenting, here's my proper hello.

Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?

This should be fun. :3

Ever think how wild it is that the Lego company green-lit a movie that equated their building instructions with fascism


Yeah, I'm pretty much a Picross master. Chicken Counting, Shoot the Nose, Granny's Cottage -- I know all the tricks.

"There's almost always something beyond whatever" -- Jonathan Off Road Rules, Boston's Favorite Son "Flesh and Metal Don't Mix"

Lost in Space 

I swear to god, an alien just forced John into a cage and forced him to fight an invisible creature named Invisibo.

🎵 Where did he go
That Invisibo 🎵

What if I just set up a tent in my living room

What if I DID that

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This is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen all week


Lego Mario 

Okay, I've been pretty down on the app, but it does have one cool feature. When you register your sets, it starts giving you suggestions for level designs using the pieces that you have, that's pretty neat.

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Food, Christianity 

Cheesus take the wheel (of cheese)


I remember playing Harvest Moon on Game Boy, and one of the items you buy to recover stamina is green tea, and I just remember watching that animation of the little farmer guy chugging it and thinking "Damn, that must be refreshing."

I still think of that whenever I drink it. |3

Well, that and Coffee Talk. One of the drinks is called Cough Syrup: green tea, lemon, honey. Which is how I usually take it. |3

Food, Christianity 

Cheesus (Cheese Jesus)

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fediverse census

select options corresponding to things you know anything about


Ph (~) 

I have been finishing the night with really sore feet since about Christmas, and I've been trying to self-diagnose where it's coming from and what to do about it, and last night it all just inexplicably seemed to go away.

The only thing I can think that's different is that the weather started warming up, and now I'm wondering, am I at that age where I'm starting to develop body complaints that shift with the weather? 🤔

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TLDR version:

Researchers interacted with sleeping subjects through audio, light, and touch cues. Subjects responded through eye and facial movements. There were 57 sessions. In some unpublished number of those sessions, the subjects confirmed they were lucid dreaming. In 47% of the lucid dreaming sessions, the subject answered at least one question posed to them correctly.

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So this is neat. Communicating with people in REM sleep:

Of course, my mind jumped immediately to Inception and the idea of shared dreams, but it doesn't seem to be quite that sophisticated.

Not yet anyway. :3

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What's the opposite of a dragon? 

A pushoff.

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i really really like the sentence “Do not use endoscopy equipment to steal chocolate from the vending machine.”

Lego Mario 

I've got all of the Legos built and sorted and tucked away into neat little boxes, and now my inner hoarding beast is napping contentedly. |3

Horny dumb 

🎵 I got the hornies in the mornies 🎵

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Gulp Cafe

Welcome to Cafe Gulp! We are an adult oriented website themed around vore and endosomaphila. This can take many forms but are often very sexualized and adult in nature. While we may be literal people eaters, we welcome all who can respect boundaries and each other. We will absolutely ban you for hate speech, trolling, or other disruptive mischief. 🔞 If you are under 18 or not interested in such content, leave now.