Griff @Griff@gulp.cafe

I'm at 21,315 feet and past the 2nd Camp milestone. It feels like slow going, but all I need is 29,028 feet. It's a lot closer than I think it is.

I've figured out a 40-minute loop that gives me about 200 feet, so that's a nice bump on the days I work. Unfortunately, I've skipped a couple days -- two for weather, and one for errands. Hopefully things will stay clear for the next couple days and I can pick up another thousand feet or more by next week.

#introductions

All right, I think that's enough experimenting, here's my proper hello.

Hello, I am Griff, and this is my mouth. n.n (art by Ifus at FA). I'll be using this account primarily for my after-dark thoughts, maybe some light roleplay, probably boosting some vore art that I like?

This should be fun. :3

Keeper: Groot

While you have this in play, you can only say "I am Groot." If you fail, you must move this to another player of your choice.

So I got the Marvel Fluxx game.

Action Card: The Thanos Snap

Gather up all Keepers in play except for Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet. Shuffle them up and randomly remove half (round down). Deal out the remainders evenly, starting with yourself. All Keepers are immediately put into play by their new owners.

You know how a dragon could swallow you whole, and it's just soft all the way down and then soft in the middle?

Really makes you think.

My black & white Kindle has survived for longer as a gaming device than my iPad did.

It's all board games, card games, and interactive fiction, very complete experiences that lend themselves to chill casual play and lots of replayability. No microtransactions, no updates breaking compatibility, no artificial engagement mechanics. It's just a rectangle that entertains me when I ask it to.

Not sure if masc bear rocking femme energy

Or femme bear rocking masc energy |3

Me: Yeah, I'm pretty much cis male.

Also me, when a customer ends a phone call with "Thank you, ma'am.": You're welcome. 😊

The greatest trick the devil ever played was updog.

"How come Americans call it Football if you mostly use your hands?"

Same reason they call it Cricket even though you don't play it with insects. >:V

*wears a pair of deer antlers*

Look, I'm an ursalope. :3

You know, "Jessie's Song" is an internet meme these days, but watching it as a kid? It legit hit me.

Not in a "Well, I learned about drug addiction and now I won't do drugs" kind of way.

More of a "This toothless kids' show just hit me in the face with a woman going through genuine emotional distress" kind of way.

I still kind of cringe when I think about it.

*prettiest bear* n.n

I got the PAWS
The JAWS
and the DAWWS. ;3

I like to think about how fake the Smash Ultimate roster would look to someone playing Melee in 2001.

Mega Man? Simon Belmont? Sonic the Hedgehog? Like Nintendo would ever license someone else's characters. Solid Snake, how the hell would he even make sense in Smash Brothers? Cloud?! Sure, because Nintendo and Square are on such good terms. Okay, maybe I can see King K. Rool, Banjo-Kazooie -- the DUCK HUNT DOG?! lol, right, I'm out.

Or is that what *results* from the experiment? Would *anyone* become a comedian if they were trapped in outer space with bad movies and funny robots?

Clearly we need more test cases.

The Forresters sure are lucky that the victims of their experiments always turn out to be comedians.