Chris 🐍🌵 @Crispy_Noms@gulp.cafe

Does your prey complain about the start of your intestines? Do you have lost momentos blocking you up?
Try eating a sheep! Their extremely high fiber content is like a wool scouring pad and will clean you out like nothing else. #Vore a sheep today! 🐑🐏

"Sensitive content"? The only sensitive content here is my fragile sense of self worth please be nice to me

*huffs* 😶💦
#vore #leash

RT @Haus_Edge@twitter.com

Swallowing someone with a collar w/leash or in a small cage then pulling it back out with them gone but it’s still locked/buckled

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Haus_Edge/status/1074786276216164352

Before posting lewds I ask myself

"Pound Town" is just the British name for a Dollar Store: An inexpensive place to take a date!

Trying to be ~Motivational~ but you need a bit more practice..

remember kids, topping requires substantial core strength and flexibility. This goes double for preds and prey

*pats all the dragons of Masto/Snouts*

retoot if you agree

People not from Texas do not understand the literal gathering worship place that whataburger is.

Happy #TaursDay! The world needs more bunny rabbit adjacent taurs.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/27076389/

It's #TaursDay and you are legally required to grow at least two more legs. Already a taur? Too bad, you're extra leggy now.

listen,,,, i dont make the rules,,,

I require these

Only thing with having a big hefty gut is the need to have someone to give it the love and rubs it deserves, inside and out and especially in the hard to reach spots.

Dunking on your wife online is true love

it is now Bird Appreciation Hours

behold..... dragon

Hey #MastoAdmin frens with open registrations - make sure you're keeping an eye on new account registrations. There's been a HUGE uptick in bot registrations, and their naming lists are starting to look genuine.

I've seen these accounts suddenly start spamming like crazy and/or doing all sorts of other nefarious things. The IPs are a mix of origins that looks pretty similar to a botnet.

If it's a new account that doesn't post or follow anyone for a couple days, it's probably a bot.

🎶 Dashing thru the snow
See the people run
Before Krampus catches them
And adds them to his tum
Oh Krampus bells, Krampus bells
If you hear them it's too late
Krampus bells, Krampus bells
You're going to get ate! 🎶